The Zemon Show/1

About

Zoo977, Leon Demon, and some of their friends meet each other. Albino's clumbsiness reveals a club house.
CAST: Zoo977, Dot, Albino, Lemon, John, Liame
SETTING: The super market, The club house

Transcript

{cuts to an isle in a super market. zoo is pushing the cart, and dot is reading the list. albino is knocking candy into the cart, along with various other things}

DOT: Bread?

ALBINO: {pushing in some candy and some bread} Check!

{cuts to Lemon, John, and Liame. Lemon is juggling oranges and John is throwing the oranges at him}

LEMON: 5... 6... 7... 8... {drops one}

{cuts back too zoo, dot, and albino at the cart.}

DOT: 1 orange.

{the orange bounces into the cart}

ALBINO: Check! {throws in a bag of pure sugar}'’

{cuts back to Lemon, Liame, and John}

LEMON: Liame, it's strange. We're like, twins.

LIAME: I know, that's why we look ali-Is that sugar I smell?

{they go to Zoo's cart and find the sugar}

ZOO977: {looking weirdly at liame sniffing the sugar} Um... who are you?

LIAME: Oh, hi. I'm Lemon's twin. I don't believe we have met?

ZOO977: Nope! {shakes hands with liame}

ALBINO: DON'T TAKE MY SUGAR! {begins climbing to the top shelf to get something}

LEMON: Uhhh... Sorry, Liame just likes the smell of fresh sugar. Well, who doesn't?

ALBINO: GET AWA-a-aaaAAAH! {falls off. he hits another shelve before going into the cart, causing the shelf to sway.}

ZOO977: Oh crap. {zoo and dot duck under the cart}

LIAME: Now that's just undefined. And guys, it's wiggling to the right, so it'll fall to the left. I believe that we are on the left

JOHN: NUH-ERD!

LIAME: EVERY CALLS ME A NERD!

ZOO977: Good. I'm not alone.

{the shelve falls the other way. as the other shelves begin falling, a miscolored tile is revealed under the shelve that toppled first.}

LEMON: I smell suspense. And also that horrid smelling deli.

ZOO977: Meat is disgusting. And cruel.

ALBINO: ENVIROMENT FREAK!

DOT: {ignoring the two} What’s under this? {lifts the floor tile}

ZOO977: The check out lane!

ALBINO: I can't wait 'til I can have some pure cane sugar!

{the three go in the hole. zoo pushes the cart in. the shelf behind them begins toppling. The others jump in, before that shelf falls. Cuts to a slightly lighted empty room. Everyone looks around. Albino jumps into the cart}

LEMON: Hey, it's an empty room! Let's trick it out!

LIAME: I think I have a disco ball and Pac-man machine!

ZOO977: Wait, won't the supermarket mind?

DOT: I think it's getting knocked down anyways.

ALBINO: MINE! {rushes up the hole}

ZOO977: Okay... I'll be right back. {climbs up the hole}

LEMON: Uhhh... Me too! {runs out, soon runs in with lots of video games and codestones}

ZOO977: {comes down, pushing two wide screen TV's} I've got a TV and him!

LIAME: Oh, yeah! {runs out, soon runs in with stereo and lots of CDs. One says "Pocket Full of Sunshine", one says "Rick Roll on Piano"}

{zoo and dot hang up both TV's. one has albino in it}

ALBINO: Why am I in this cage?

DOT: I'll get the sugar. {leaves}

{dot returns with a lot of sugar and candy. she pours some sugar into the TV albinos in. he then runs around the screen, way too hyperactive. zoo drags in a few couches, and sits on one}

ZOO977: Sometimes, this is better than TV!

LEMON: Hey, I wonder what happens- {turns on TV. It is on I Love Lucy}

TV: Albino, you have some 'splanin to do!

ZOO977: ...What the crap? {changes to the misadventures of flapjack} Yay!

LEMON: I like these better. {turns to Mythbusters}

DOT: SNACK FIGHT! {picks up some almond joy bars, begins chucking them at liame. zoo chucks twix's at lemon}

LEMON: Dot dot dot. {Picks up big, stuffed crust pizza and throws at Zoo}

DOT: {grabs a king sized candy bar from the pile} Heads up! {throws it. it hits liame head on}

LIAME: Ohhh, you got it now! {throws a large Butterfinger at Dot}

{the fight continues, as the screen fades to black. The back and again buttons appear.}

Easter Eggs

Click on the upper right hundred pixels (10 X 10 pixel square) to see some bonus footage.

{cuts back to the fight. albino is worn out in the cage. zoo is covered in pizza's. everyone else has chocolate coverig them. this lasts for about 7 seconds.}