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Overview

Zippy Email #22: mitchmails

Mitch gets a letter in the mail????

Transcript

{Open: Mitch's house. Mitch walks up to his mailbox and looks through his mail.}

MITCH: Let's see here... bills, bills, magazine, bills, bills, pipebomb, {tosses the pipebomb offscreen} bills, bills, {overdramatically} a letter?

{Mitch walks into his house.}

MITCH: Wow! {opens letter} I can't believe somebody wrote me!

subject: fun

Dear Mitch,
Do you have any fun playing with Zippy?
From,

Lemon

MITCH: Alright, first off, Lemon. If your parents really named you that, then... then get new parents. Second off, what do you mean playing with Zippy? Playing is the last thing I would do with that dork. What we do is "interact". I say this because that's the only word that would fit. Here, let me show you.

{Mitch walks outside and starts trimming his hedges. Soon, Zippy walks over.}

ZIPPY: Hey, Mitch! How's it a-hangin'?

MITCH: {groans} Alright, I guess.

ZIPPY: You... you doin' some gardening?

MITCH: No, I'm checking my email.

ZIPPY: Really? I'm doing the same thi- waaaaaait. Are you trying to trick me?

MITCH: Yes. Yes I am.

ZIPPY: Oh. Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Oh, oh-ho-ho! That's a- that's a good one! Oh-ho-ho! Ho! Ho-ho! Hoooo...

MITCH: Glad to see you getting your laughs. So... why are you here?

ZIPPY: Well, I was just checking my email, and a fan asked me how the inside of your house looks. So... I'm going in your house.

MITCH: These garden shears say you don't. Snip, snip.

ZIPPY: I have a duty to uphold to my viewers, Mitch! Can't I just take a look?

MITCH: N-

ZIPPY: Thanks!

{Zippy runs into Mitch's house.}

MITCH: {groans} See what I mean, Lemon? Playing isn't what I do.

{A glass-breaking sound is heard.}

ZIPPY: {offscreen} Mitch! I just broke a window! Sorry!

MITCH: {sighs} I'm getting the broom...

{Mitch walks into his house. Seconds later, Zippy is thrown out the door.}

ZIPPY: Hey! ... Whatever happened to "my house is your house"?

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