Mudkip Emails/bigstar

Synopsis

{Mudkip is still in his body cast}

MUDKIP: This week I'm not doing an email song.

Dear Mudkip,

Have you met Lucario?
He's a bigstar now.

Pikachu

{Mudkip reads the email.}

MUDKIP: Yeah, Pikachu. I've met Lucario. Kind of a jerk if I remember correctly.

{Cut to a flashback with Mudkip and Treecko in a Burger King.}

MUDKIP: That Triple Chipotle Curry Jibney Whopper was extra spicy today. I love it.

TREECKO: This Lemon Chicken Fry Salad is particularly delicious!

{Cut to a Lucario dressed up like Elvis Presley in line.}

LUCARIO: {sounding exactly like Elvis Presley} I'm here for my burger.

{Cut back to Treecko and Mudkip}

TREECKO: Lucario's here. Disaster will arrive.

MUDKIP: I can't just sit here!

{Absol, one of the waiters, gets Focus Palmed by Lucario}

TREECKO: Wait, did you just attack that waiter and one-hit KO it with a move that doesn't one-hit KO?

LUCARIO: Yeah, so?

MUDKIP: That's against the rules, isn't it?

LUCARIO: Screw the rules, I have money!

TREECKO: You know, I've met someone as stubborn as you. A Torchic who is now owned by a girl named November.

LUCARIO: Screw you and your Torchic story, I have money!

MUDKIP: Uh... that's not a rule.

LUCARIO: It is because I say so.

{Mudkip Mud Slaps Lucario in the face. People cheer him on. Lucario trips Mudkip, making him fall down in a pit of kiwi fruit.}

MUDKIP: What's with all the kiwi fruit?

{Cut back to Mudkip on his computer}

MUDKIP: And that's all I remember out of that. Well, Pikachu, I answered your question.

{The Paper from Aruseus Emails arrives}

MUDKIP: Are you here for Treecko?