The Poop Chronicles/0

Transcript

{fade in to the Intro to Hotel Mario.}

CD-I MARIO: Sure was nice of The Princess to invite us over for a Picnic, Eh? Luigi.

CD-I LUIGI: I hope she made lots of-

{Styx Fan Appears out of Nowhere.}

STYX FAN: -Bread! {Takes out a Transportatian Ray Gun and shoots CD-I Luigi} Are you Canadian? You Said 'Eh? Luigi."

CD-I MARIO: That doesn't make me Canadian!

STYX FAN: Yeah it does! {disappears.}

CD-I MARIO: Spooky!

{Long Pause, Raiku appears and does the same thing. Cut to Bowser's Castle during The "Mama Luigi" Episode.}

SMW MARIO: You didn't tell me you were bringing a Secret Weapon, Luigi!

MAMA LUIGI: That's Mama Luigi-

{Styx Fan Appears out of Nowhere.}

STYX FAN: -To you Bread! {Does the Same Thing to Mama Luigi as he did to CD-I Luigi.}

SMW MARIO: What the-

{Cut to the Intro to Link: The Faces of Evil.}

CD-I LINK: Gee-

STYX FAN: I'm not gonna even gonna talk anymore! {Transports Link, and The King.}

{Gwanom flys in.}

GWONAM: Your Majesty, {looks around to see noone is there.} What the-

{Raiku appears and Transports Gwonam. Cut to Bespin during Star Wars Episode V.}

DARTH VADER: I am your-

{Styx Fan appears and transports Darth Vader.}

LUKE: What the-

{cut to a living room, everyone transported is there, chattering nervously. Styx Fan and Raiku appear.}

STYX FAN: Attention everyone, now you're probably wondering why Me and Raiku brought you here.

CD-I MARIO: No!

RAIKU: Shut Up! {throws a brick at CD-I Mario.}

STYX FAN: Thank You, Raiku! You've all been invited to be part of a show called "The Poop Chronicles."

GWONAM: Why didn't you tell us or send us something?

RAIKU: Shut Up! {throws a brick at Gwonam.}

STYX FAN: Thank You again, Raiku! I don't know why I did that. Now, who has ideas for this plot?

{everyone Shouts Loudly thier ideas.}

STYX FAN: ONE AT A TIME!!! Luigi what do you think?

RAIKU: We will not tell you unless you get it correct.

STYX FAN: What?

CD-I LUIGI: How about we go on an adventure to find Spaghetti!

STYX FAN: No! How 'bout you, Mario?

CD-I MARIO: How about we go on an adventure to find The Princess!

STYX FAN: No! How 'bout you, Stone Luigi?

MAMA LUIGI: That's Mama Luigi to you!

STYX FAN: {annoyed} Alright, what about you, Mama Luigi?

MAMA LUIGI: More to Come!