The Boarding House/Chapter1

{Badstar enters the boarding house carrying two heavy suitcases.}

BADSTAR: Hmm... this looks like a nice place....

{Proto Man's whistle sounds. lightning strikes the ground, creating a large campfire-sized flame. The fire dies down, revealing (what looks like) 9. the darkness (really ash) disappears revealing SonicBell}

BELL: Hmm... {looks at Badstar} Carp. I thought this was a Sonic Author Comic. {transforms into normal bell} There.

{Bell gets out a demonic guitar, and plays a chord. his (larger inside than out) suitcase appears the same way Bell did. Bell plays a different chord, and the door to the (unused) attic turns golden with red on the edges with the same appearance as Bell. Bell plays another chord, and the ceiling shakes for a second, and then a small bit of blood drips out from it, which Bell promptly drinks. Bell then puts away the guitar}

BELL: Perfect. Oh wait.

{Bell gets out the guitar again. his suitcase disappears by doing the opposite of the way it appeared (it is surrounded by ashes, which light on fire, which are sucked up by lightning. Then a dark version of Proto Man's whistle sounds). The ceiling vibrates again. Bell snaps his fingers, and the guitar dissapears in a dark flame}

BELL: GOD I love my reality-bending powers!

BADSTAR: {opens the door to the attic.} Are you sure you wanna have this room? It has rats, bats, slime, and worst of all..... britney spears!

{Znex warps in.}

ZNEX: Hello.

{Znex opens a portal to an alternate universe, which is actually the universe that contains Middle-earth.}

ZNEX: Care to battle some orcs, anyone? =D

BELL: {transforms into Chimesorroth} I don't see why not.

BADSTAR: I'm gonna find my room...

BELL: {transforms back} You know what? I'm gonna wait until the everyone else who's moving in today arrive. Oh, and, {destroys rats, slime, and britney spears} Say, who's the landlord here? Also, Badstar, you seem to be forgetting that. {points to all the gross crap inside the attic that he placed there}

{Meanwhile, upstairs...}

CHAOS: Hello? I'm here! I have a few skeletons here to help move things!

{Vindicator falls from the ceiling. A loud cracking noise is heard, despite being a ghost.}

VINDICATOR: Alright, KOS-MOS. It's time to- {looks around} Not you guys.

BELL:{slightly angry} Vindicator, WHAT were you doing in my room?

BADSTAR: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUDGE UP!!!!!!!!!

ZNEX: Mmmm, fudge.

VINDICATOR: I dunno.

BELL: You better not have eaten any of my corpses. Or Pop-Tarts.

{Badstar looks into his room.}

BADSTAR: HOLY CRAP, THIS IS LOOKS AWESOME!!!! IT HAS A BIGSCREEN TV, A WII, A MINI-FRIDGE, A COMPUTER, AND A BUNK BED!!!!! Wait... BUNK BED!?

PTER:{appears from behind bunk bed} Yo!

{Tommyspud appears, holding a bag.}

TOMMYSPUD: Hey guys.

BADSTAR: Pter!? What are you doing here!?

PTER: I live here! I sleep under the bottom bunk!

TOMMYSPUD: Heh... That's interesting.

BELL: Who else's moving in anyway?

TOMMYSPUD: No clue...

BELL: I checked the reservations. No one.

TOMMYSPUD: Heh... But people will pop up, they always do.

BADSTAR: Well... {Grabs Tommyspud.} You're gonna be my roomie, Tom!

{Tommyspud looks at Badstar}

TOMMYSPUD: Ok, I guess.... So, what room are we in?

{Points to room. Pter waves}

BADSTAR: Well, lets start unpacking!

{Tommyspud slowly walks into the room and looks at Pter.}

TOMMYSPUD: I'm taking the top bunk.

PTER: Kay. I call under the bottom bunk!

{Walks into room}

BADSTAR: I call bottom bunk!

TOMMYSPUD: Fine... {Reaches into bag and pulls out his laptop, then puts it next to the computer.} This should be interesting. Now, I'm going to reach deep into this bag.. {Does so, and pulls out a dreamcast} Heh, heh.

BADSTAR: {Unpacks}

{Tommyspud continues to unpack, and pulls out a GH3 controller. He then fiddles around with it a bit.}

BELL: {pulls out guitar again. plays a chord, Proto Man's whistle sounds, and some faint rumbling is heard in the attic. Bell puts away the guitar again} There. Unpacked.

{Badstar finishes unpacking}

{Tommyspud is finished unpacking as well, he looks at Bell and shakes his head.}

TOMMYSPUD: Shouldn't you go up and make sure that everything is unpacked right?

VINDICATOR: {offscreen} WHERE'S MY ROOM? Oh whatever. {finds Im a bell} Bell, can I use your closet?

{OOC: Ehm, please stick to using one name, Im a bell. You've used Bell and Im a bell, and can be a bit confusing. Just a personal request :) ~Vindi}

{OOC: M'kay. I'll use Bell.}

BELL: Er, why?