The Best Fanfic Ever!!!111/1

Chapter 1: Mario and the Portal to Hyrule!

Cast: Mario, Luigi, Professor E. Gadd, Link, Epona, Color Printer, Steve and Craig

Places: Mario's House, Hyrule Field

Transcript

{Cut to Mario's house. Mario is at the toaster. Luigi walks in.}

LUIGI: Hey, bro. Whatcha doing?

MARIO: Waitin-a for-a this-a toast-a to pop-a out-a the toaster...a?

LUIGI: Kay, quit it with the accent.

MARIO: Okay. Hey, did you know that all toasters toast toast?

LUIGI: No way.

{BOOM! There is an explosion from outside.}

LUIGI: What was that?

MARIO: I don't-a know-a.

LUIGI: Quit it!

MARIO: Fine, jerk.

LUIGI: We gotta go check it out.

MARIO: But I want my toast!!

LUIGI: Come on. {drags Mario off}

MARIO: My toooooooooast!

{Luigi drags Mario outside. The toast pops out. Cut to the outside of Mario's house. E. Gadd is standing there staring at a shiny portal.}

E. GADD: Wowza! It's like a portal or something!

LUIGI: What the-? How did you get-

MARIO: Who put-a this portal here, professor?

E. GADD: I'd say it was the work of some Time Lor-

LUIGI: Now, don't be bringing Doctor Freakin' Who into this, Gadd.

E. GADD: Fine! Then I don't know!

MARIO: I'm-a gonna poke it!

LUIGI: Oh, this is gonna end well.

{Mario walks over and pokes the portal. Suddenly! He vanishes!}

E. GADD: Gah! Where'd he go?

LUIGI: It's a portal, genius. He probably got spit out somewhere else in this universe.

E. GADD: Or maybe some other universe!

LUIGI: What? Oh, wait, don't tell me.

{Cut to Hyrule field.}

LUIGI: {voice-over} ARG, it's a freakin' crossover fanfic!

{A portal opens up in the sky. Mario drops down from it.}

MARIO: Ouch! {gets up} Hey, where am I?

{Link rides up on Epona}

LINK: Who are you?

EPONA: He looks like a plumber.

LUIGI: {voice-over} WHOA-WHOA-WHOA.

{Cut to the outside of Mario's house. Luigi is still there. E. Gadd is still staring at the portal.}

LUIGI: Time out. Horses can't talk!

COLOR PRINTER: {walks in} They do in my story!

LUIGI: But that's just stupi-

COLOR PRINTER: OBEY ME, MINION!!!

{Suddenly, Luigi is shocked by a flash of lightning!}

LUIGI: Hey, where am I? Oooh, what's this shiny thing? {stares at portal}

COLOR PRINTER: Much better! {walks off}

{Cut back to Mario and Link.}

MARIO: I'm-a Mario. Who are you?

LINK: I'm Link, the Hero of Time!

STEVE: {offscreen} More like the Hero of SUCK!

{Cut to Steve and Craig the Peahats flying through the air.}

CRAIG: Heh heh, yeah. Hero of Suck.

STEVE: Shut up.

Oh no! How will heroes deal with Steve and Craig the Peahats? How will Mario return home? And how's Luigi doing? Stay tuned for Chapter Two, where probably none of your questions shall be answered!