Tahu Emails/Emails/1

TEMAIL1: gv

Tahu travels to the Great Valley through a dimensional hiatus.

Cast {in order of appearance}: Tahu, Littlefoot, Big Dinosaur, Porygon

Places: Computer Room, the Great Valley

Computer: Compu 3000

Transcript

TAHU {while typing "run_temail.exe"}: Yar har flibberdeedoo! Checking an email is all I could do!

subject: GV

DEER TAHOO,
I AM A LONGNECK. GO LEFT FROM THE COMMPU.
HAPLY,

LILFUT

TAHU: Okay… Ah! {falls out of chair and disappears}

{Fade out to black and fade in with an eye open effect. A young brontosaurus stands in front of Tahu}

DINOSAUR: Hi! I’m Littlefoot!

TAHU: Dear GOD no.

LITTLEFOOT: What?

TAHU: {like a rabbid} DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA… {runs away}

{Tahu bumps straight into a bigger brontosaurus and turns around}

TAHU: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…

BIG DINO: That was weird.

{Title says “Meanwhile…”}

PORYGON: {walks into the Computer Room and into the place where Tahu disappeared} Aw crap. {disappears}

{cut back to Great Valley}

TAHU: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! {falls off cliff and disappears again, to go back to Computer Room} Wow. PORYGON? {pause} Aw crap. WELL, I GUESS I BETTER GET GOING!

Fun Facts

• The Email song is a reference to You Are A Pirate by Lazytown.
• This whole Email references *shudder* The Land Before Time.
• You will be seeing more of the Great Valley later.
• The last line references YouTube Poop.

Easter Eggs

None.