(even if you aren't vegan)
K-Chu's Show/1
{Cut to show Kirbychu in his computer room playing 3D pinball.}}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Oh man, I love this game! I got the high score man, 50,000! Try and beat that! Wait, who am I talking to? Oh well, I should check my email.
{Kirbychu quits pinball and opens outlook express. There is one new message. He reads it.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: {reading} Dear Kirbychu, I'm moving to Wiki City! I should arrive on warp star at 2pm today. From Kirby. {normal} YAY! Wait, what time is it.
{Kirbychu looks at the clock. It reads 1:59pm.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: He should be here any minute! {gets crushed by a falling warp star} OW! Why do you always land on me?
KIRBY: Sorry. I can't land very well.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: That's why I use launch stars. They're much more convenient.
KIRBY: I'll just stick with warp stars.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Whatever. Wanna go find my friends?
KIRBY: Sure.
{The two walk off. Cut to SSX's house. Kirby and Kirbychu walk up. Kirbychu knocks on the door, which SSX answers.}
X ON FIRE: Hey Kirbychu. What do you want?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Hello, X. I just wanted to introduce you to my cousin Kirby!
KIRBY: Hello SSX, it's nice to meet you. What does SSX stand for?
X ON FIRE: X On Fire.
KIRBY: Wouldn't that be XOF?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: His name was Super Sonic X until he changed it, but SSX sounds better then XOF, so I still call him that.
KIRBY: Oh.