Celebrity Deathmatch/2

Overview

Episode 2: Scorpion vs. Sub-Zero

The second match is between two copycats--Scorpion, with his deadly sting, and Sub-Zero, master of the frigid cold! Who's going to regain dominance? Find out in this exciting installment of Celebrity Deathmatch!

Transcript

{Open: the ring.}

ZIPPY: Good evening, everyone! Welcome to Celebrity Deathmatch! I'm Zippy P.-

SKULLB: -and I'm Skully B. Tonight, we have a clash of the clones!

ZIPPY: Indeed. Yellow or blue--the winner is who? We'll find out tonight. But first, let's check up with Ned. Ned?

{Cut: the inside of the ring.}

NED: Thanks, Zippy. In the red corner, we have the silent sting. A ninja, brought back from the dead to take revenge on those who destroyed his clan. Get over here and give him a hand, it's... Scorpion!

{Scorpion appears in the ring in a puff of smoke.}

SCORPION: Great to be here! Remember, buy a Scorpion doll!

NED: And in the frosty blue corner, we have a man with an icy hand and a heart of gold--the man destined to save Earth... Sub-Zero!

{Sub-Zero appears in a puff of mist.}

SUB-ZERO: You're going down, Scorpion!

SCORPION: Try saying that to my face!

SUB-ZERO: Oh, I will. I will.

NED: Alright, save the talk for the fight.

{The bell rings.}

ZIPPY: And there they go!

{Sub-Zero shoots a ball of ice at Scorpion, who uses a Hellfire punch to melt it in midair.}

SCORPION: Fire beats ice, little man!

{Scorpion teleports behind Sub-Zero and kicks him in the back of the head. Sub-Zero falls to the ground, but gets back up and starts charging an ice attack. Scorpion runs at Sub-Zero, who freezes Scoprion in mid-run. Sub-Zero takes this chance to charge right into Scorpion, who is in turn knocked into one of the corner posts.}

ZIPPY: What a battle!

SKULLB: You said it.

SCORPION: {getting up} Urgh... GET OVER HERE!

{Scorpion tosses a spear at Sub-Zero, which gets him right in the stomach. Scorpion pulls Sub-Zero toward him and uppercuts him into the air. Sub-Zero lands with a thump.}

SKULLB: Finish him!

{Scorpion removes his mask, revealing a flaming skull. He breathes fire, completely incinerating Sub-Zero.}

HORDEN: Toasty!

SKULLB: Yikes... I guess we know who wins this time. The winner is-

???????: Wait!

{A ninja who looks like a green Scorpion teleports into the room.}

REPTILE: Don't you dare end this now!

{Another, purple ninja appears.}

RAIN: Same here!

{Two more ninjas, one red and one black, appear as well.}

ERMAC: You'd better believe I'm real!

NOOB: You killed my brother!

{Finally, a translucent man appears.}

CHAMELEON: Now you see me, soon you won't!

SKULLB: ... What's going on?

ZIPPY: Looks like it's an all-out ninja battle!

SCORPION: You... what are you all doing?

ERMAC: We're here to establish who is the supreme ninja!

RAIN: And we're going to start by finishing you off.

{Rain shoots a ball of water at Scorpion, which spreads across his body when it hits. Rain, using his water powers, tosses Scorpion into the ground. Ermac's eyes glow and Scorpion is telekinetically lifted into the air. Scorpion is then thrown into the ceiling. Scorpion falls onto the mat. Ermac slams Scorpion repeatedly into the ground, and Scorpion eventually stops moving.}

ERMAC: Hah! We win!

REPTILE: Not quite!

{Reptile removes his mask and reveals a lizard-like head. Reptile extends his tongue, grabbing Ermac and swallowing him whole.}

REPTILE: Ever wonder why I'm called Reptile?

NOOB: You pale in comparison to me!

{Noob creates a massive black hole in the middle of the stage. All the other ninjas are sucked in, and Noob closes the hole.}

NOOB: Who's the "noob" now? Not me! Ha! Hahaha! Ha-

{Suddenly, a "thwack" sound is heard. Noob looks down to see that he has been impaled with a spear.}

SCORPION: Get... OVER HERE!

{Scorpion, who is actually alive, pulls Noob toward him and grabs his head.}

{Cut: the announcer's booth. Ripping sounds can be heard as Zippy and SkullB grimace.}

ZIPPY: WOAH!

SKULLB: We can not show that on television!

ZIPPY: I guess it's safe to say that... Scorpion wins!

SKULLB: {in MK announcer's voice} Fatality.