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Con email.exe/88
Summary
Conchris' life turns into a musical about Death attempting to blow Conchris and Other Conchris up
Cast in order of appearance:
Page Title: The first (and hopefully, last) Musical. Con_email.exe the Musical! Now with 100% more annoying opera singers.
Transcript
{Cut to the Edit Tank}
OTHER CONCHRIS: How rude of him... Now where was I? Oh yeah! I have no idea for an email rap.
Dear C,
~Limoman
I can help you
escape back to FCUSA
I've. WAITAMINUTE.
OH CRAP! Death is
back I'll fight him
then I'll send you the gun
that will get you outta that
place
OTHER CONCHRIS: {gets into the edit tank} Well, I would escape with that gun... What do I have to do with it anyway? Shoot the sysops {pronnounces it as sis-ops}? I wouldn't threaten anybody, that's against my character! Really! {presses Save Page and gets out}
{The Other Conchris walks out as Conchris crawls out of the cupboard and gets on his computer}
CONCHRIS: I can't keep this up...
Conchris, My life has become a musical and this email will unfourtunetly be part of the musical so sing alot. Death's planning on blowing you and Other you. Also I'm gonna burst into song right..... NOW!!! Da da da la la Limooooomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn
CONCHRIS: Musical? What the crap is a musical? {music starts playing} Oh no. {starts singing} I don't like this at alllllllllllll!
{Cut to the Wiki's Main Page}
CONCHRIS: Where is this guuuuyyyyyyyyyy?
{Conchris walks over to the west wall, Death appears}
DEATH: I AM RIGHT HERRRRREEEEEEEEEE!
CONCHRIS: Oooookkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyy! Let's FIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTT!
{Conchris and Death slash at each other in tune, Cruroar appears from the top}
CRUROAR: Maybe if I can kill those twoooooo! Maybe I can get famousssssssss.
{Cruroar walks off-screen, cut to where the Other Conchris is}
OTHER CONCHRIS: We're off to see some kinda guy. Some kinda guy of Wikis. I heard he kills and stabs and blows everyone up. Something something something something something because because because.... Because his mom was a musical! We're off to some guy. Some guy of Wikis!
{Cut to a cliff, Conchris is the one near the edge}
CONCHRIS: Oh no! What am I going to doooooooooooooo?
DEATH: You fall! You fall you fall you fall! You fall! You fall!
CONCHRIS: {in a normal voice} I hate Musicals. {in a singing voice} No freaking way. Besides, what's that behind you?
DEATH: Huh? {Death gets whacked with a baseball bat, Cruroar walks on-screen}
CONCHRIS: Horray! Can somebody stop this SIIIIIINNNGGGGGGINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG?!?!
CRUROAR: NOOOOO! You walk the plank! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
CONCHRIS: What was that sound? {a pin dropping noise} It's the noise that nobody carreeeesss!
CRUROAR: Go away and die!
CONCHRIS: No! You die!
{Other Conchris comes on screen}
OTHER CONCHRIS: ...Guy. Some guy of the Wikis. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! How are YOOOOOOOUUU?!?!
CONCHRIS: I'm very fine thank you.
CRUROAR: He's going for a walk... TO DOOM!
OTHER CONCHRIS: THIS IS THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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{glass breaking noise} NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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DDDDDDDDD! ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
{Cheering and clapping noises}
CONCHRIS: {in a normal voice} Thank goodness we have broken the curse of the musical.
CRUROAR: I'm still going to make you fall.
{Conchris falls off the cliff}
CRUROAR: Aww! I wanted to shove him off!
OTHER CONCHRIS: He will be back in the next email, I just know it!
{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, 20X6!"}
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Author's Comment
4/5 - For a musical, I find it very amusing. I bet some of you weren't expecting an ending like that, eh? Eh?
