Con email.exe/85

Summary

Chrionroar takes over and uses his "Insanity Detector 99999999999" as a computer, upon getting the virus email...well, you have to figure it out yourself

Cast in order of appearance:

Page Title: Email Eighty-Something: virus?!?!

Transcript

CHRIONROAR: First of all, Conchris won't be in. Second of all, meet Mr. Email!

Dear Whoever,
This email contains the deadliest virus ever! 
DO NOT READ!
If you have read it, 
Computer death-splosion imminent!
Virus maker McGee

CHRIONROAR: Well, Virus maker McGee, `/0|_| |\|33|) 70 G37 4 |_1F3, oh sorry, slipped some l33t out of my mouth, what I was going to say was: `/0|_| |\|33|) 70 G37 4 |_1F3, what the? `/0|_| |-|0RR1B|_3 |\/|0|\|573R! |\|0\/\/ 1 |-|4\/3 2 5P34k 1337!

OVERVOICE: I don't understand you.

CHRIONROAR: 1 FR34K1|\|G |-|473 7|-|15 \/1R|_|5!

{A strange glitched version of Homestar comes on screen, he has the face of Strong Bad, body of Homestar and legs of Strong Bad}

HOMESBAD: I like-a to say HOLY CRAP!

CHRIONROAR: 15 7|-|3R3 4|\|`/0|\|3 7|-|47 (4|\| |-|31P?

{Pom Pom comes on-screen}

POM POM: {In Strong Bad's voice} HELP'D!

CHRIONROAR: {In a more kiddish voice} That was weird... AHH! MY VOICE!

{Everything turns TGS-ish, the ARROW'D Guy comes up and ARROW'D Chrionroar}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: ARROW'D!

CHRIONROAR: {in The Ugly One's voice} OW MY SKIN!

{Cut to another part of the wiki}

CONCHRIS: {bubbles, like Pom Pom} (What the crap? What happened here?)

{Everything turns glitchy, with the background constantly changing colors and the characters constantly swapping parts}

CONCHRIS: Oh great, now the whole reality is screwed up, thanks Chrionroar.

CHRIONROAR: HEY! It wasn't my fault! It was Virus-Maker McGee's fault!

{Homestar walks on screen}

HOMESTAR: Guys, I'm having a stwange dweam. It's a dweam where everything changes colors and everybody swapping parts.

CONCHRIS: Well, here's a newsflash for you, Dumbo here screwed up reality.

CHRIONROAR: HEY! I'M NOT DUMBO!

CONCHRIS: Sheesh, that's bunnypancake.

CHRIONROAR: Bunny Pancake?

CONCHRIS: Yeah.

CHRIONROAR: Sheesh, everybody and their desire to coin an original word, I doubt that's EVEN A FREAKING WORD!

CONCHRIS: Shut up, everything you say is BUNNY PANCAKE!

HOMESTAR: Erm... Guys, I think...

{The screen explodes, leaving nothing but darkness, cut to the same place at the start of the email}

CONCHRIS: And that is why you shouldn't answer virus emails, any questions?

{A wiki user puts up his hand}

CONCHRIS: Yes, you.

STRONG SADER: What if it is from Virus Maker Maker?

CONCHRIS: Don't open it, your compy will explode or the whole world will be glitched.

STRONG SADER: Now I understands.

CONCHRIS: Right, that concludes our {voice slowing down, like a recorder slowing to a halt} lesson...

CONCHRIS: {off-screen} And this is why we don't want to tell everybody about the virus.

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, Erm... Chrionroar"}

Author's Comment

4/5 - This one of Con_email.exe's infamous virus emails that are actually good in my opinion.

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