Con email.exe/82

Summary

Conchris gets sent to the Hopelessly Broken Dreams Void, he meets Strong Sad clones

Cast in order of appearance:

Page Title: Email 82 AKA HA HA! We've got you now!

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Coming up at 82 is...An email.

Dear Scumbag,
After 20 emails your fourth wall breakage
isn't improving, so you now have to spend
three emails in the void hopelessly broken
dreams.
The Voiceover (Who sent you to the W1K1)

CONCHRIS: Oh come on! You can't send me to the void!

VOICEOVER: Oh yes I can! I'll let this guy take over for you.

{Conster comes in}

CONCHRIS: But..But... He isn't one of the author's created characters!

CONSTER: Yeah, shut up kid.

{Conster walks off-screen, with the hidden singers singing}

HIDDEN SINGERS: There goes The Conster!

VOICEOVER: But in order to fit him in, one of you must die....FOREVER. Or maybe a few emails and come back to life as a Minor Character.

{Chrionroar comes on-screen}

CHRIONROAR: Hey guy.. {falls down}

CONCHRIS: What the?

VOICEOVER: Now, TO THE VOID! HA HA HA!

{Cut to The void}

CONCHRIS: Well that was a crappy transition...

{Strong Sad comes on-screen}

STRONG SAD: Oh! What are you doing here? Are you going to hurt me?

CONCHRIS: Nah forget it. {picks up the email guide, at the bottom it says "FOURTH WALL BREAK! OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!} The description lies I tell you!

STRONG SAD: Oh... I guess you're going have to... {turns into a Deathbot} BREAK YOUR DREAMS!

CONCHRIS: Oh crap. Another fight scene.

{The Deathbots charge at Conchris, Conchris dodges them, they chase him across the screen, cut to an overview of the void of hopelessly broken dreams, the arrow points out Conchris throwing barrels at them, then the arrow points to Conchris shooting them, then the arrow points to a lost Deathbot, Conchris runs by and the Deathbot follows, cut to the "Edge of the Void"}

CONCHRIS: WOAH! This is the edge? Oh dear.

{The Deathbots charge at Conchris, knocking him over, he falls into the black pit below}

VOICEOVER: Is this really the end of Conchris Emails? Huh? Huh!? HUH?!?!

CONCHRIS: {off-screen} I'm still alive you know!

VOICEOVER: Shut up. Okay fine, you win, next time you won't be so lucky...

{Cut to the talk page}

CONCHRIS: I promise not to break the fourth wall again.

VOICEOVER: Good, but I'll use the black pit to threaten you to stay away from fourth wall breaks.

CONCHRIS: EEP! {runs off-screen}

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, I'm sad that I'm flying..."}

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