Con email.exe/78

Summary

Conchris goes out to save Limoman, randomness ensues

Cast in order of appearance:

Page Title: Email 78 AKA What? AKA KILL GRANNY!!!!1111

Transcript

CONCHRIS: No email raps here!

Dear Concrete
It's going well so far Death's
sick (probably something going round but its only where I am)
My jail cell guard's caught Death's illness everyone has.
Except me! Now er... please kill Stupid Granny she's got a mental diesiase.
She had it since the day she was born. No seriously help me out here
~Limoman

CONCHRIS: Concrete? What? I'm made of concrete? Oh well, I'll help you out of there...

{Conchris runs off into the background, cut to a field}

CONCHRIS: I sure hope randomness doesn't happen to me, I can stay....

{Homestar bursts in from the right side of the screen}

HOMESTAR: Oh hello! My name is-

CONCHRIS: SHUT UP HOMESTAR!

{Chrionroar falls in, he gets up}

CHRIONROAR: HFJJJHSJAN?

CONCHRIS: What?

{Cut to some random place...}

DEATH: He better come here soon... I'm waiting to obliterate him.

LIMOMAN: Wait, did you just say obliterate?

DEATH: Yes, now shut up. HA HA HA!

STUPID GRANNY: Shut up sonny boy! I'm trying to sleep!

{Cut to the entrance}

CONCHRIS: Well, that was a strange plot hole...

{Homsar jumps on-screen}

HOMSAR: DAAAAAAAAAAAA! I eat cookies for taxes!

CONCHRIS: Ugh... I can't believe it...

HOMSAR: DAAAAAAAAAAAA! Trains go booooooooommm...

CONCHRIS: What the? {high pitched bleeping} I'm going in.

{Cut to inside of the base}

DEATH: I've been expecting you...

CONCHRIS: Shut up and fight!

{Conchris charges towards Death, the scene quickly shifts to Homestar Runner will be right right back}

HOMESTAR: {singing} Homestar Runner will be right right back! Homestar Runner will be right right back! Homestar Runner will be right right back! Just right after these messages. Gonna be right after these messages....

{Cut to the inside of the base, Death has fallen down, face first}

CONCHRIS: Don't mess with Wiki Science!

LIMOMAN: Umm... Conchris?

{A shadow appears behind Conchris}

CONCHRIS: Shut up Limoman, or I'll destroy you fir-ACK! {The shadow has knocked him in the head, the shadow reveals itself to be Forest}

FOREST: Thank goodness, he shut up. He was getting annoying.

LIMOMAN: I don't think it is a good ide-ACK! {falls over, Forest was behind him}

FOREST: Who's next?

STUPID GRANNY: Your mom is next!

FOREST: Shut up. {blasts Stupid Granny, camera pans down to Stupid Granny's ashes}

STUPID GRANNY: I'll be back next episode, NEXT EPISOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEE!

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, 20X6!"}

{After a while, Conchris gets up}

CONCHRIS: Wait... This is shor-ACK!

{Forest hims him in the head, knocking him over}

FOREST: Shut up.

Author's Comment

3/5 - Meh.

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