Con email.exe/75

Summary

Conchris answers the email and strange stuff happens, meanwhile, Cruroar deals with a killer robot

Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Homestar Runner, Streath Dead, Cruroar, Killer Robot

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Cannot...stay...normal...longer...

What is your trademark? I mean, everyone has a trademark!
Don't worry it's not from Limoman or Death this time,
 - Taco-man

CONCHRIS: TACO-MAN?! I must be dreaming...

HOMESTAR: Yeah, Taco-Man came by.

CONCHRIS: Don't you dare!

HOMESTAR: Fine!

CONCHRIS: Trademark, eh EdibleFood-Man? My trademark is like my signature when I sign a paper. It looks like an owl...barely....OH FORGET IT! I'ma go work on Forest V2.0. Be right back. {types Be Right Back as BRB and he gets up and walks off}

{Cut to a Mad SCIENTIST'S Lab}

CONCHRIS: Alright! Now to get to work on the back! Let's see... Connect this red wire to that yellow thingy and that blue wire goes there. And that yellow wire goes in the red thingy. Hmm... I wonder if it will work... {flips the on switch, a power up noise is heard}

FOREST: UHJKMHANJKJKIL<jnkfd,ugidklhankjNKJFWJRIKLJHIKHEN! {starts running around doing random stuff}

CONCHRIS: That's not right...

{Cut to Death Streath Dead's Lair}

STREATH DEAD: I had enough being Streath Dead, I mean. Come on! I had enough! Un-fuse.

{Streath Dead turns white and Strong Bad and Death are separated}

DEATH: HA HA HA HA HA! Now I am even stronger! I have no need for YOU anymore!

STRONG BAD: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME, PLEASE!

DEATH: Begging for mercy? I'll teleport you back to Free Country. {Strong Bad disappears}

{Cut to Free Country USA, The Cheat is standing there}

{A white flash appears, The Cheat screams in Cheatese and runs off, Strong Bad lands on the ground}

STRONG BAD: What happened? All I can remember is that Death guy... That doesn't matter, I'm going to check my emails...

{Cut back to a Mad Scientist's Lab}

FOREST: I LIKE MUFFINS! BNMFHJKHEIKJTHIUEKHKJLUJ£*(O*"I(O"KUJN£IJKJNMJK!

CONCHRIS: Calm down!

FOREST: ORDER ACEPTTANZEZ!

CONCHRIS: Phew! Forest V1.5 is more dangerous than V1.0! {looks towards the viewers} And what are you doing here? Trying to uncover a mystery? GO AWAY! {White fizz, then after the fizz goes away, we see Cruroar being chased by a Killer Robot}

CRUROAR: I DIDN'T KNOW THIS SHIP I HIJACKED HAD A KILLER ROBOT ON BOARD!

KILLER ROBOT: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINate.... {turns off and bends over}

CRUROAR: Who did this?

VOICE: I did.

{Fade to black, The Paper comes down, after a while, Forest comes up}

FOREST: HUJDKAHGHUJKRHUIUJIOUJHUJGHKBJJGFVSYUHJGHBJUKBHVGYUJHGUJKHUJjhjfg..... {turns off, eyes turn dark, Conchris walks in with a remote}

CONCHRIS: Ugh. Sorry about that viewers!