Con email.exe/73

Summary

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Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Homestar, Streath Dead, Forest: Ultima, Forest

Transcript

CONCHRIS: There is no need for an email song..

Dear Conchris,
I have escaped from Death with no thanks
to you, and replaced my leg with a cool
Greggo leg.
Me and Limoman are launching an escape attempt,
join if you want.
Strong Sader 

CONCHRIS: Anymore info?

Dear Conchris
We haven't actually done the escape plan yet but
at the moment we've knocked out 8 badguys
and killed 3 (now was that really neccasary)
but Death well that will be hard remember when
you do get the gun shoot your User Page last
plus we'll all end up FCUSA even though I'm
in there as we speak (Death's lair is there)
every single user we'll all turn to stone get
sucked up onto this wall and when we get to FCUSA 
we'll still have our powers but life's gonna be a
bit normal. Oh and Death destroyed your house and it'll take
the whole of the next plot to finish it. So you can live with
me it'll be fun. 
Coming soon,
Limoman
P.S. Strong Sader says hi!

CONCHRIS: Life's going to be a bit normal? People's lives are at steak?

{Forest pops up from the right side of the screen}

FOREST: {quickly} Badpunalert. {goes off-screen}

CONCHRIS: I should really do something about it... Ever since Forest has become human, H*R 700's one year warranty has worn off. So now I can't replace Forest. Wait... {doubletakes} Where did Forest go?

HOMESTAR: Your mo- {edit} robot went.

CONCHRIS: Enough with the Your mo- {edit} pie jokes...

{Cut to a hidden lair after a Lemon Transition Scene}

STREATH DEAD: Perfect! With Forest's hate and this Ultima ray, I can make the ultimate killer robot EVER! HA HA HA HA HA HA! That was one HA too many...

{Mini-Death comes in}

MINI-DEATH: We have ordered the death ray, just like you wanted.

STREATH DEAD: Perfect....

{Cut back to W1K1}

CONCHRIS: Ah well, I hated Forest anyway.

HOMESTAR: Yeah but, did you know there was no girls in about 99% of every boy's WUEs?

CONCHRIS: Blurting out random Fun Facts eh?

HOMESTAR: It's true! Fake Character Girls in WUEs are rare in boy WUEs!

CONCHRIS: That's un-true. Either that or the author wanted to put in a fake character girl.

VOICEOVER: DON'T INSULT THE AUTHOR AND HIS MOVES! HIS MOVES PERFECTLY CHECK MATE THE LESSER EMAIL SHOWS!

CONCHRIS: Yeah right, what happens to me now? {gets picked up by an inivisble force and starts choking, his face turns blue during the conversation}

VOICEOVER: DON'T YOU DARE INSULT HIM!

CONCHRIS: {choking} No. {the pull on the force gets larger and he starts choking and struggling}

VOICEOVER: DON'T SAY NO TO ME! I AM THE ALMIGHTY G-{edit, man's voice} Master. {normal voice} OF THE WUES!

CONCHRIS: {blue face, choking} Okay... {the pull on the force gets smaller and Conchris drops to the ground, his face turns normal}

VOICEOVER: Good, don't insult him next time, K?

CONCHRIS: Ok...

{A smash is heard, a shadow towers over Conchris}

FOREST: ULTIMA: Prepare to get crushed!

CONCHRIS: OH CRAP! I didn't make the robot to do that! {dodges the foot}

{Conchris is running away from Forest: Ultima}

CONCHRIS: {pressing some buttons on the computer} Must....Send....for...reinforcements....

{Cut to Conraver's Room in his Conraver's Hideout Playset}

CONRAVER: Alright, time to get on my blog!

{Conchris appears on the screen}

CONRAVER: OH EM GEE!

CONCHRIS: It's okay! Cool! I'm in on a desktop!

{Forest: Ultima flies down from the top of the desktop}

FOREST: ULTIMA: Which will be your last trip! {attempts to stomp Conchris but smashes a hole in the desktop}

CONCHRIS: Conraver! Help! Change the background or something!

CONRAVER: I'm on it!

{The Background of the Desktop turns into water, Forest: Ultima is drowning}

FOREST: ULTIMA: Noo! I can't survive in... {goes underwater, bubbles submerge onto the surface}

CONCHRIS: I thought robots blow up when in water!

FOREST: ULTIMA: Glub...

{Sad music starts playing}

CONCHRIS: Great, I killed a robot of my creation... I feel bad now...

CONRAVER: You should be, she might be a useful plot tool later.

CONCHRIS: Wow, I can't wait.

CONRAVER: Well, I'm changing the background back to the XP default. {The background changes back to "Meadow", Forest is lying there}

CONCHRIS: I'll fix this robot up... {grabs Forest and walks off}

CONRAVER: ...What a happy ending!

{The Paper comes down}