Con email.exe/72

Summary

Cast: Conchris, Strong Bad, Death, Streath Dead, Forest

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Can't say anything. Must return home...

Dear Arhh
Sorry about that Im in a hurry right now
so I cant put any puntuations here and my spiling gona bee bad
but Im gettting out Death is just to darn good so-
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH KDDSDSFDSFKLJ KLA JIBNEY
Whew I almost died but anyway 
Status: He's catching up
~Limom KDFKFDFDFLFK JFKSJFKLFJJL JLAMMY Limoman

CONCHRIS: Woah! He's catching up on Limoman! Lappy 600C, teleport us to d34th!

LAPPY 600C: Whatever you say, dork.

CONCHRIS: HEY!

{A ray of light engulfs Conchris and the Lappy 600C, after the ray of light vanishes, Conchris and Lappy 600C vanishes}

{Cut to a level card which says "d34th"}

{Conchris teleports in a-la Megaman}

{Pan right to reveal Strong Bad}

CONCHRIS: Strong Bad? I thought you were back at Free Country.

STRONG BAD: {Red Eyes, evil voice} How clever of you to come here...

CONCHRIS: Come? Here? COME ON!

STRONG BAD: {Red eyes, evil voice} Because, I am... {turns around with knife in hand} STRONG BAD!

CONCHRIS: That has got to be cliche.

STRONG BAD: Cliche this! {fires a few energy balls at Conchris}

CONCHRIS: Oh crap! {Conchris dodges the energy balls by side-stepping}

{Cut out}

STRONG BAD: Gah! Stupid 2-d logic!

CONCHRIS: Yeah, I've just ignored the logic and side-stepped.

STRONG BAD: But... that's impossible...

CONCHRIS: You're on!

'STRONG BAD: DIE!

{Conchris grabs a nearby rock, Strong Bad charges at Conchris, cut back to Conchris, he throws the rock at Strong Bad at fast speed, Strong Bad keeps charging until the rock hits him in the head, Strong Bad then falls over}

CONCHRIS: Enough of this out-of-character nonsense!

STRONG BAD: I need some help!

{Death comes in}

DEATH: How about we do a cliche fusing?

STRONG BAD: Okay!

{Death and Strong Bad fuse together to make Streath Dead}

STREATH DEAD: {in a dark voice} MWHAHAHAHA! I am invincible!

CONCHRIS: This is going to suck... majorly..

{Conchris changes into his healer form}

STREATH DEAD: What are you wearing? Girl clothes? HA HA HA HA!

CONCHRIS: No. These clothes are green. Now shut it! ICE!

{Conchris shoots a ray of ice at Streath Dead, Streath Dead dodges it}

CONCHRIS: Gah! He's too powerful!

VOICE: {robotic voice} Maybe I can be of assistance.

CONCHRIS: Forest? Is that you?

{pan left to reveal Forest, whom is now a human robot}

FOREST: Darn.

CONCHRIS: Well, Congratulations on being this WUE's Marzipan! Only alot meaner.

FOREST: Who cares? You are an idiot but not a moron like the others.

CONCHRIS: Oh come on! I don't like breaking the fourth wall to do this but... YOU'RE A FAKE CHARACTER!

FOREST: Does not compute... {shuts down, pan right to reveal Streath Dead with a remote}

CONCHRIS: So that's where H*R 700 put his remote!

STREATH DEAD: Enough chatter, now fight!

CONCHRIS: You're on!

{Conchris charges up a ice beam, Streath Dead reflects this with his boxing glove, Conchris charges up a bigger ice beam and fires it at Streath Dead}

STREATH DEAD: NOT AGAIN!!!! {arm falls off} Stupid Frostbite!

{Conchris stands up and notices the remote}

CONCHRIS: This is it....

STREATH DEAD: {notices Conchris running towards the remote} OH NO YOU DON'T! {throws a Boxing Glove missile, Conchris grabs the remote and notices the missile, Conchris then moves out of the way, the missile touches the ground and explodes, leaving a hole}

CONCHRIS: Okay, I better re-activate Forest before they can do any further damage...

STREATH DEAD: I had enough of this fight, I am supposed to be invincible!

CHERRY GREG: {off-screen} Cut! Cut!

STREATH DEAD: {In a posh accent} How was that?

CHERRY GREG: {off-screen} Terrible!

CONCHRIS: {In a kiddish voice} I didn't take this job to do nothing you know!

CHERRY GREG: {off-screen} Yeah right. Let's just...Let's just skip this scene okay?

CONCHRIS: {normal voice} We could put the scene on DVD!

CHERRY GREG: {off-screen} Okay, Coach Z? Can you come over here?

{Cut to the landing platform}

COACH Z: {off-screen, presumably holding the clapper} Final Scene, Take 1, {claps the clapper} Arction!

CONCHRIS: Quick! We gotta get out of here!

FOREST: Fine... I much perferred being in there.

CONCHRIS: Stop talking.

FOREST: Order accepted...

{Conchris wobbles when he reaches the edge, Streath Dead is behind him}

{Conchris turns around}

STREATH DEAD: {in a dark voice} Ha ha ha ha! No escape for you!

{Conchris looks down to see a portal to W1K1 there}

CONCHRIS: Buh-bye! {jumps off the ledge}

STREATH DEAD: He's dead now! I'll take ov... {falls off the edge, cut out to show the entire base, Streath Dead's girlish screams are heard}

{cut to W1K1}

CONCHRIS: Ugh... I'm never doing that again...

{The New Messages Box comes down}