Con email.exe/71

Summary

Conchris gets out of j41l, Forest gets his/her wish, Anti-??? strikes again

Cast: Conchris, Forest, Some Science Guy, Anti-???, Homestar, Death

Transcript

CONCHRIS: How long did I stay here?

LAPPY 600C: Greetings, Conchris, you have 3 new emails.

CONCHRIS: That's rare. Rare like the shiny Pokemon!

Dear Conchris
The gun should be ready by now.
Also, Death has tracked me down and is now eating my leg.
HELP!!! 
Strong Sader

CONCHRIS: Yay! {Conchris aims the gun at the ground and fires it, a portal appears} Shweet! Let's get out of here!

LAPPY 600C: Can I come too?

{Cut to Boss' Room}

STRONG BAD: {in a evil voice} Yes....

{Cut back to the portal}

CONCHRIS: No. Besides, what else should we do? Where is Forest?

{Cut to a Mad Scientist's Lab}

SOME SCIENCE GUY: Perfect... my experiment is nearly complete! This will be the first robot human ever! {inserts something it says "Fe<rest cut off>", a ding noise is heard} Ooh! That must be my nerd food! {leaves}

{A chip slides into Forest, it says "Hate"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} DUN DUN DUN!

{Cut back to the portal}

CONCHRIS: Forget it, let's go!

{Conchris and Lappy 600C jump in, soon followed by Strong Bad and his minions}

{A flash of light englufs the screen, cut to W1K1 Main Page}

CONCHRIS: Where are we?

LAPPY 600C: W1K1, welcome to W1K1.

CONCHRIS: Shut up. I know we're in W1K1.

LAPPY 600C: Yeesh...

CONCHRIS: Now if you excuse me...

{Conchris starts walking towards the building, Anti-??? appears in front of him}

ANTI-???: STAB! {barely stabs Conchris}

CONCHRIS: That didn't hurt...

ANTI-???: Erm.... GUEST APPEARANCE!

CONCHRIS: Nope.

ANTI-???: Uhh... Help?

CONCHRIS: I can't believe bad guys are cliche.

HOMESTAR: Yeah.

CONCHRIS: Go back to your hideout, LOSER!

ANTI-???: Oh! How original!

CONCHRIS: What?

ANTI-???: Kidding! Go away! {disappears}

CONCHRIS: Well, it wouldn't get as stupid as that...

DEATH: {jumps in} Hello, enemies.

CONCHRIS: I can't believe I have more than one enemy.

HOMESTAR: And the season is falling apart!

{Everything turns sprite-ish}

CONCHRIS: Well, we can't win, Death is invincible, but... How?

DEATH: {talking, suprisingly, he has no sprite} Shut up and DIE! {shoots a laser ball}

CONCHRIS: This is annoying....

DEATH: Sure. {shoots a net laser ball}

CONCHRIS: I'm not going back into a jail cell again! {dodges it and fires a thumbed image at Death}

DEATH: Is that going to hurt? No way.

CONCHRIS: But I know all bad guy's weaknesses.

DEATH: I have no weakness, I am invincible!

{Conchris runs into Evil Characters and destroys the section saying "Death"}

DEATH: {disappearing, part of his body is displayed in Wiki Code} GAH! You idiot... You'll never free Limoman and Stupid Granny...

CONCHRIS: Oh yeah? Time for a generic Mario-style swinging. {Conchris runs up to Death and grabs his arm and then he starts swinging, after a while, he lets go} So long Death!

DEATH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo. {disappears into the air}

CONCHRIS: He'll be back, I just know it...

{The New Messages Box comes down}