Con email.exe/70

Summary

Info.

Cast: Conchris, Homestar, Strong Bad, Forest, Some Science Guy, Stupid Granny, Smart Granny/Stupid Granny

Transcript

{Conchris re-spawns in and lands on the floor outside the jail cell}

CONCHRIS: Well, at least I am out now. Hey, Lappy 600C! How many emails?

LAPPY 600C: I never get tired of this, Good Morning, Conchris, you have 2 new emails.

CONCHRIS: Why does every email I'm in, I always have TWO emails?

LAPPY 600C: Not a clue.

Dear Con man
Hello you idi
Don't worry about that
that was Stupid Granny
who is annoying she is in 
Deaths prison base with me
so we're both in jail but mine's
a prison which is the same.
Anydangway she is being so annoying
here please if you know anything that
could possibly turn her into
Smart Granny who is awexome
I will give you the gun when I escape
~Limoman

CONCHRIS: I'm guessing that you are the same guy who fought Death in escape? I was right.

HOMESTAR: Where is Stupid Granny?

STRONG BAD: {in a dark voice} YOUR DOOM! {proceeds to stab Homestar, Homestar dodges and starts running}

CONCHRIS: {Conchris is typing as Homestar is running across the background with Strong Bad chasing him} I'll find a way... Some way...

{Cut out}

FOREST: And I will become human, no matter what you say.

CONCHRIS: {monotone voice, pupils disappear} I will obey my master.

FOREST: Good, now get me a danish.

CONCHRIS: I will do it for my master...

{Conchris walks off in a Zombie-Styled walking, Homestar runs in}

HOMESTAR: {breathless, huffing and puffing between each word he says} Forest! You gotta help me!

FOREST: I do not take orders from a no-armed whitey.

HOMESTAR: {eyes disappear} I will obey my master.

{Conchris walks in with Asparagus}

CONCHRIS: {In a monotone with blank pupils} I can't find any danish, so I stole an Aparagus from a Neopet Staff's Asparagus stash.

FOREST: I DO NOT WANT AN ASPARAGUS FROM CRAPPOPETS!!!

CONCHRIS: Okay... {pupils re-appear} Where am I?

{Some Scientist Guy comes in and takes Forest}

SOME SCENTIST GUY: You'll be great for my experiment!

CONCHRIS: This episode or email is getting more and more stupid.

{Cut to a screen, Stupid Granny is in front of it}

STUPID GRANNY: HA HA HA! These guys are idiots! HA HA HA! {poof}

SMART GRANNY: Did a poof make me smart and allow me to fly? Generic Granny Joke away! {flies around the jail cell}

{The paper comes down and covers the screen, Smart Granny tears through it}