Con email.exe/68

Summary

Conchris is back in J41L

Cast in order of appearance: Conchris,

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Aww man. I'm back in Jail...

LAPPY 600C: Greetings, Conchris, you have 2 new Emails.

CONCHRIS: {in a Gunhaver style voice} Bring it up on screen!

Dear Conchris,
I think I have a way to get you out of j41l.
Use this, unfortuneatly it takes two days to
work for some reason.
Your buddy,
Strong Sader
Attatchment: Fourth_wall_fix-o-matic.exe

CONCHRIS: {brings out the attachment, it looks like a gun} Now, I have to wait for 2 days...

LAPPY 600C: If you use the time card, then YOU got punched...by a cow.

CONCHRIS: WOULD YOU STOP BEING A ALPHA WANNA-BE?!

LAPPY 600C: No. Don't make me play philbaconman.mp3 again!

CONCHRIS: Yeesh, you played that in 2 emails and once the Wikiverses tore apart.

LAPPY 600C: Yep.

CONCHRIS: Wow.

LAPPY 600C: Lets go. I am going.

CONCHRIS: No.

LAPPY 600C: Did you ever notice that your emails are turning more AND MORE into episodes?

CONCHRIS: {gets a blank expression} Yes.

LAPPY 600C: This discussion is getting more and more stupid.

CONCHRIS: Yes.

LAPPY 600C: Has your brain cells gone for lunch?

CONCHRIS: Yes.

LAPPY 600C: Then what are you doing?

CONCHRIS: Yes.

LAPPY 600C: Is that all you say?

CONCHRIS: Yes.

LAPPY 600C: Are you stupid?

CONCHRIS: No. Shut up, I'm thinking.

LAPPY 600C: Fine.

{Cut to the Boss' room of J41L}

SHADOWY FIGURE: The boss may see you now.

SHADOWY FIGURE #2: What is it?

HOMESTAR: Can you...umm...release my friend?

SHADOWY FIGURE #2: Any reason why?

HOMESTAR: Well, he was improperly judged by the Sysops AKA Masters of W1K1.

SHADOWY FIGURE #2: Oh really?

HOMESTAR: Yeah.

SHADOWY FIGURE #2: You see... I am not who you think I am...

HOMESTAR: I didn't guess!

SHADOWY FIGURE #2: I am actually... {turns light on and turns around} STRONG BAD!

HOMESTAR: Strong Buh?

NARRATOR: Will Homestar make it out? Find out on the next email...

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, GO AWAY NSMC!"}