Con email.exe/67

Summary

In the dark vacume of Wikiverses, Conchris gets an email and everything becomes crazy again.

Cast: Conchris

Transcript

CONCHRIS: {thinking} Ugh...Where am I? Am I in the deep, dark Wikiverse space?! I wonder why I'm floating. I have no idea why.

{Lappy 600C floats in}

LAPPY 600C: Hello, Conchris, you have 3 new emails.

CONCHRIS: {thinking} Ugh, great, an Alpha-Stan Wanna-be.

Dear Conchris,
I am emailing you to inform you 
that you have been offically declared cool by me
Darksideoftheschwartz

LAPPY 600C: Do you want me to activate thinking-to-word.exe?

CONCHRIS: {thinking} Okay.

LAPPY 600C: I've activated it. Just don't think of the... wait... Who was it again? You knew what happened last email.

CONCHRIS: {thinking} As if anybody reads the last email...

{Cut to some guy's room}

SOME GUY: I'm glad to have a line of dialouge.

SOME OTHER GUY: {pops in} Hi! My name is Some Other Guy and this is my one line of dialouge!

SOME GUY: Go away, this email is getting better.

{Cut back to Lappy 600C}

CONCHRIS: {thinking} Me? Cool? Why would you email me if you consider me cool? I WAS in Wikiverse W1K1, you know. I can check Recent Changes.

LAPPY 600C: Good jorb on punching a cow.

CONCHRIS: {thinking, looking freaked out and deformed} PUNCH A COW?!

LAPPY 600C: Yes, I AM an Alpha Wanna-Be.

HOMESTAR: {floating across screen} It's truuuuuueeeee......

CONCHRIS: Don't tell me this will be short!

FOREST: {floating across screen} If I ever become human, remind me to kick you.

CONCHRIS: Hey, I can talk!

LAPPY 600C: And you can walk!

CONCHRIS: Duh...

BUBS: {floating across screen} Talking in space is 500 dollas!

CONCHRIS: Ugh. Just end this email before...

CONCHRIS: One more reference and then BOOM!

{The space turns into W1K1 background}

CONCHRIS: Back? Yippee! Now I can...

ANTI-???: How are you gentlemen?

CONCHRIS: Well, I get signal. Who are you?

ANTI-???: I am the last person you will ever see in this life! {charges in with a knife in hand}

CONCHRIS: OH CRUD! Violence knife!

NARRATOR: WIMP'D!

CONCHRIS SUB: {In a monotone} Oh no! He's gonna stab me with a knife!

ANTI-??? SUB: {In a monotone} Yes, with this butter knife...

{The Conchris sub side-steps and the Anti-??? sub falls over, the subs change back to Conchris and Anti-???}

CONCHRIS: What the crud was that?

ANTI-???: YOUR DOOM! {prepares to slice the knife}

{As Anti-??? tries to slice Conchris, Forest gets in the way}

FOREST: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo... {head gets chopped off} oooooooooo..... {talking gets slower like a tape recorder slowing} ooooooo.

CONCHRIS: FOREST!

ANTI-???: {sarcastically} Forest!

CONCHRIS: Why did you have to go and shut down Forest! YOU MONSTER!

ANTI-???: Thanks, I've been practising.

CONCHRIS: Not funny. ICE!

{Conchris points his finger at Anti-???, a ray of ice comes out and hits Anti-??? freezing him into a ice cube}

CONCHRIS: Don't mess with the Wikiverse Master. Wait? Since when did I become a Wikiverse Master all of a sudden?

{Information Guy comes in}

INFORMATION GUY: Because you coined the word "Wikiverse".

CONCHRIS: Did I? I dunno...

{The paper comes down}

CONCHRIS: Since when did The Paper have a mind of its own?

{The paper covers the screen}

CONCHRIS: Good days... Good days...

Changes

• The email was changed to reflect "Bonus Stages and the new Car killed Bonus Stage" fiasco.