Con email.exe/65

Summary

Cruroar answers the email, Everything goes WAY off-topic then

Cast: Cruroar, Conchris, Anti-???, Random Wiki User, Homestar, Strong Bad {OffScreen Only}

Notes

• Side-tracking plot

Transcript

CRUROAR: Email, yum!

Dear Conchris,
I regret to inform you that Strong Sader
died during the night.
His funeral will be held at his user page.
Gilbert.

CRUROAR: {background goes red behind him} GILBERT IS DEAD! OH MY GOSH! EVERYTHING IS GOING RED! {The background changes into the background for the Wiki} Maybe I should stop sleeping too much...

NARRATOR: On the last time of Con_email.exe!

CONCHRIS: O-

NARRATOR: Now onto continuing!

{Cut to inside the building}

CONCHRIS: Oh no you don't!

ANTI-???: Oh yes.... {zoom in} I DO!!!

CONCHRIS: {zoom in on him} Ready? FIGHT!

{Conchris brings out the trollalert gun}

ANTI-???: That won't work anymore, the sysops have destroyed the source of the ammo.

CONCHRIS: ARG! What else should I do?

ANTI-???: Die?

CONCHRIS: Let's move to another building to save this from being wrecked.

ANTI-???: Let's move to SHUT UP AND START DYING!!!!

CONCHRIS: Open fight banter, argh.

{The screen turns widescreen, Conchris charges up against Anti-??? but he punches Conchris, Conchris gets up and starts throwing the rocks at Anti-???, Anti-??? makes a shield that blocks the rocks.}

CONCHRIS: You're tough.

ANTI-???: Your mom is tough.

CONCHRIS: Great, a Your mom joke?

{Cut to a black space, Forest is there with a machine}

FOREST: Okay, I am sick and tired of being a Greggo, even though I was introduced last email. Maybe if I can become one of them, I could get made fun of less. Here goes. {Forest gets into the machine, it starts sparking}

{Cut to Chowka Mail}

CONCHRIS: Ugh, I saw mysterious morons. What if it turns out to be sysop? Highly unlikely but...

ANTI-???: Shut up!

{Cut back to the black space}

{The Machine shoots sparks and dust cover Forest, An explosion is heard}

FOREST: Shutting.......down...

{Cut back to Chwoka Mail}

CONCHRIS: Oh for craps SAKE! Whoever operating the camera should keep their eyes on the actual show because it is really getting.....

{A random Wiki User walks in}

RANDOM WIKI USER: Is this the place for people who doesn't have any awards and will never ever enter any Awards again because they keep getting last place without realising they can do it?

CONCHRIS: Erm... No.. But the building is over there. {points to the lake of lava}

RANDOM WIKI USER: Thanks. {walks off-screen}

CONCHRIS: That's the last time I let a random Wiki User appear!

HOMESTAR: {comes in} Is this a place of junk?

CONCHRIS: No.. {screams are heard} but, I can direct you to the Secret Recipe of the Iced Cream from The Ungruiats {sic}.

HOMESTAR: Ooh! Ooh! Where! Where!

CONCHRIS: {points to the lake of lava} Over there.

HOMESTAR: Thanks buddy! I owe you one! Hey Strong Bad! {goes off-screen} I think I have found a lava pool for you to jump into because of too many Boxing Glove Emails!

STRONG BAD: {off-screen} So...many mean things to say....funny also too... {screams are heard}

CONCHRIS: Where were we? Oh yes! {turns around to find Anti-??? is gone} What the crud?

NARRATOR: {in a VERY slow voice} Will Conchris find Anti-???. Why did the machine make Forest A-splode? Find out on the next Spooky email!