Con email.exe/64

Summary

A new character is added, Conril gets destroyed after 5 seconds of stupidness. Conchris checks an email to help somebody

Cast: All the current Main Character Cast and Minor Character Cast, Forest the Greggo

Notes

• Conril no longer exists as a character in this WUE
• Forest is the new character in this WUE and other stuff.

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Everyone, I may want to bring you here by bending the un-written rules of Email Shows to bring you a new-type character, Forest!

FOREST: I am happy to see you all.

CONCHRIS: But, one of the main characters need to go bye-bye.

CONRIL: Bye-Bye!

CONCHRIS: Bye-Bye.......CONRIL!

CONRIL: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. {pop}

CONCHRIS: That was stupid. Go back to your places people.

{Everyone walks off screen, cut to Conchris' Talk Page}

Dear Conchris,

HELP. NOW. DARLON. SHADOWY. FIGURE. AND. ANTI. I-DUNNO. ARE TEAMING. UP. AGAINST. ME.

I mean-I need help opening a jar of pickles! Yup. Pickles. I hate pickles...

Ok, they're gone. I'm gonna THROW pickles at them-wait. Not too threatning...BUT I need
help...THEY'RE COMING BACK!

Signed,

Chwokkahojjfnmcjkjfldyhgfl;yutgfjkljyklgtkjnfkl;g,ekok lkcg[gpHELP MEuydughgfjfmfp.d
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CONCHRIS: Chwoka needs help? Hmm... Maybe. Nah.

MEANWHILE IN FREE COUNTRY USA!!!

HOMESTAR: Wow, this is getting boring...

CRUROAR: Sure is...

{Crickets start chirping}

HOMESTAR: Let's do something funny to impress the readers.

CRUROAR: You mean viewers.

HOMESTAR: That was what I said! {grins}

CRUROAR: Oookay. Let me get out my list of things to reference. {brings out a piece of paper}

{Cut to the piece of paper, Jibney is crossed out}

CRUROAR: Jibney, no... Cow Punching, no. Bonus Stage, no. Video Games, no. Things from the 80s and 90s, no. Mario reference, no. Boss Trio reference, no. Karl reference, no. Roadkilled, no. Some random reference, no. Nope, we couldn't reference any of these.

{Cut to the field}

HOMESTAR: Why not, Mario?

CRUROAR: The person who is creating this is too lazy.

EMERGENCY PLOT CHANGE!

CONCHRIS: Okay... Trying to stray away from the email itself eh? Whatever... {walks along the Wiki, fighting noises come from the building he passes, which is called Chwoka_mail}

CONCHRIS: Do I hear fightings? {The Fighting Noises stop} Nah.

FOREST: {off-screen} Are you even going to do something?

CONCHRIS: WHA! Who are you?

FOREST: {comes on-screen} My name is Forest. Or Tree Greggo number 1004.

CONCHRIS: Why would I help?

FOREST: It is against your character to be lazy. Now get in there! {throws Conchris at the building}

{Cut to inside the building}

CONCHRIS: {gets up} Ugh... Where am I?

ANTI-???: Your doom!

{Everything freezes}

NARRATOR: {in a quick voice} Will Conchris destroy Anti-I Dunno? Will Homestar quit wasting everyone's time? Find out on the next Conchris Stage!