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Con email.exe/63
Summary
Conchris goes around the Wiki as he waits for Limoman to finish his fight.
Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Other Conchris, Homestar, Bubs, Other Other Conchris
Transcript
CONCHRIS: I have no idea for an email rap.
OTHER CONCHRIS: {lands on the floor} Hi me!
CONCHRIS: GAH! Who are you? You look just like me!
OTHER CONCHRIS: Erm.... My name is..... Chriscon, yeah, Chriscon.
CONCHRIS: Would you mind Chriscon? I'm checking an email!
OTHER CONCHRIS: Okay. {walks out}
CONCHRIS: How rude of him... Now where was I? Oh yeah! I have no idea for an email rap.
Dear C,
~Limoman
I can help you
escape back to FCUSA
I've. WAITAMINUTE.
OH CRAP! Death is
back I'll fight him
then I'll send you the gun
that will get you outta that
place
CONCHRIS: {gets into the edit tank} Well, I would escape with that gun... What do I have to do with it anyway? Shoot the sysops {pronnounces it as sis-ops}? I wouldn't threaten anybody, that's against my character! Really! {presses Save Page and gets out}
MEANWHILE IN FREE COUNTRY USA
{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}
HOMESTAR: Hey Bubsty!
BUBS: Hi Homestar! What can I get for ya! {presses some buttons on his cash register}
HOMESTAR: I would like some drinks, 2 red, 2 blue and one green and......
{A Pause}
BUBS: Hurry up Homestar, you're breaking a record of waiting here!
HOMESTAR: A gun. Interdimensional Gun.
BUBS: Sorry, we're fresh out of drinks and Interdimensional Guns. That'll be 500 Dollars.
HOMESTAR: Okay! Here you go! {Gives Bubs 500 Dollars} That was the best 500 bucks I've ever spent!
BACK IN TEH [sic] WEE-KEE!!!
{Conchris is walking along what seems to be a hidden pavement}
CONCHRIS: Yeesh, it makes things boring when I walk across the Wiki. {Walks through something and lands in Con_email.exe}
CONCHRIS: WOAH! Con_email.exe? I didn't realise this! Maybe I can change past! {jumps into Email 63 (escape?)}
OTHER CONCHRIS: I have no idea for an email rap.
CONCHRIS: {lands on the floor} Hi me!
OTHER CONCHRIS: GAH! Who are you? You look just like me!
CONCHRIS: Erm.... My name is..... Chriscon, yeah, Chriscon.
OTHER CONCHRIS: Would you mind Chriscon? I'm checking an email!
CONCHRIS: Okay. {walks out}
OTHER CONCHRIS: How rude of him... Now where was I?
{Cut to Con_email.exe}
CONCHRIS: Stupid me. How rude of me... Maybe I can change my first email! That sucked!
{Jumps into Email 1 (cruroar)}
OTHER OTHER CONCHRIS: Well, that email sucked... I hope I get better ones.
CONCHRIS: {falls on the floor} OOF!
OTHER OTHER CONCHRIS: Oh hello! Who are you, mysterious Homestar look-a-like?
CONCHRIS: Ugh, I can't believe some people are too stupid... I'm uhhh....... Homsar.
OTHER OTHER CONCHRIS: HOMSAR?! GET OUT YOU FREAKING WEIRDO! {picks Conchris up and throws him out the door}
CONCHRIS: Ugh.... I can't believe that my past self hated Homsar. Maybe I can break into some other email shows other than this place... {flies out}
{Cut to Wiki User Emails/Last Updated}
CONCHRIS: Oof! Okay, I'm fine. I just landed in the motherlode of WUEs! {eyes sparkle} It's beautiful!
{A New Messages Box appears}
CONCHRIS: ARG! So close to wrecking other Email Shows! ARG! {jumps into User talk:Conchris}
Mwa ha ha!
I have trapped Limoman and I got the gun!
You will never get it!
Your friend,
-Death
CONCHRIS: Aww man! There goes my chances of escaping. Thanks Death...
{The New Messages box comes down}
