Con email.exe/62

Summary

Cast: Conchris, Search Taxi Driver, Shadowy Figure, Shadowy Figure #2/Strong Sader, The Cheat, Strong Bad, PBTC Homestar, PBTC Strong Bad, PBTC The Cheat, PBTC Coach Z, PBTC Characters (Off-screen only)

Conchris takes a search taxi and lands into a non-created page.

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Wait... How do I check email here?

{A New Messages Box appears}

CONCHRIS: Maybe that?

{Conchris hops onto it and ends up on User talk:Conchris}

CONCHRIS: Navigation OWNS! Now onto whatever... {he spies the section named 'email'}

Conchris,
Me and the Noid are having a party.
Take a search taxi to Trobot's café,
and meet us at 8:00 pm.
Strong Sader.

CONCHRIS: Hmm... {walks to the Edit Tank and enters it, cut to inside the tank} Woah! So this is what it looks like inside! Anyway, {typing} Well, Strong Sader, I will go to that Trobots place by taking the search taxi. {stops typing and presses Save page.}

{Cut to outside, the Edit Tank charges and fires the edit at the the section, Conchris' reply is seen}

CONCHRIS: {gets out} Okay! Now how do I get a search taxi?

VOICEOVER: Push the button.

CONCHRIS: WHAT BUTTON?!

VOICEOVER: The button situated on your Wiki Watch marked Search.

CONCHRIS: Oh! {presses it and a Search Taxi drives by}

SEARCH TAXI DRIVER: Hello! Where do you want me to search today?

CONCHRIS: Trobots.

SEARCH TAXI DRIVER: Okay! Hop in and hang on tight!

{Conchris hops in and the Search Taxi rears up and blasts off into Wikispace}

{Cut to inside the Search Taxi}

CONCHRIS: What is this place?

SEARCH TAXI DRIVER: Wikispace, it exists in all Wikis. However if one is destroyed, the whole Wiki stops functioning.

CONCHRIS: What happens if I fall out of this taxi?

SEARCH TAXI DRIVER: Well... Let's just say that you are sent tumbling through Random Page.

CONCHRIS: Oh! {A blast hits the taxi, he falls out but he is hanging on somehow}

SEARCH TAXI DRIVER: Bothersome Troll Tanks!

CONCHRIS: TROLL TANKS?

SEARCH TAXI DRIVER: The evil counter-part of the Edit Tank. Just hang on!

CONCHRIS: I can't! {He slips and is sent tumbling through Random Page} AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH................

{Fade to black, Conchris wakes up}

CONCHRIS: Ugh... Where am I? What is this place?

{The light turns on, a shadowy figure stands at the door}

CONCHRIS: GAH! Who are you?

SHADOWY FIGURE: Your doom! {charges at Conchris}

CONCHRIS: I smell a action packed fight....

{Conchris hops into the Edit Tank and starts firing words at the Shadowy Figure but the Shadowy Figure dodges them and the words are imprinted on the page, Shadowy Figure blasts a Troll Ray at Conchris messing him up}

CONCHRIS: I do not look like a girl...

{Conchris hops into the History Airplane and he changes back, he then fires the trollalert laser at the Shadowy Figure but he keeps dodging them}

CONCHRIS:Hold. Still. You. Stupid. Troll!

{Shadowy Figure blasts the trollalert laser out of Conchris' hand, it moves towards the exit}

SHADOWY FIGURE: Well well well... It looks like one Wiki User down, 200+ to go.

CONCHRIS: You can't win...

SHADOWY FIGURE: What?

{Conchris quickly picks up the trollalert laser and fires it at Shadowy Figure, the Shadowy Figure freezes to the spot}

SHADOWY FIGURE: WHAT?! WHY CAN I NOT WIN! WHY! {starts crying}

CONCHRIS: Erm.... That is weird for a bad guy, to start crying when he loses...

SHADOWY FIGURE 2: Bravo, bravo...

CONCHRIS: What? Who's there?

{The light turns on to full blast, the second Shadowy Figure was Strong Sader}

CONCHRIS: What the crud?

MEANWHILE IN FREE COUNTRY USA...

{The Cheat is on the computer, making an animation, Strong Bad comes in}

STRONG BAD: What have you got this time?

THE CHEAT: Meh! {presses a button and the animation plays, cut to PBTC Field}

PBTC HOMESTAR: I feel like worshipping The Cheat today.

{PBTC Strong Bad comes in and whacks PBTC Homestar in the face}

PBTC STRONG BAD: I was saving that for like... 2 seconds ago...

PBTC HOMESTAR: Perfect! Timing!

{PBTC The Cheat comes in}

PBTC HOMESTAR: Hey look! It's The Cheat! He's awesome!

{PBTC Coach Z pops up from the top of the screen}

PBTC COACH Z: The Chort is aorsome!

PBTC HOMESTAR, PBTC STRONG BAD, PBTC COACH Z AND ALL OFF-SCREEN PBTC CHARACTERS EXCEPT PBTC THE CHEAT: The Cheat is awesome! The Cheat is grand! The Cheat is more awesome than me!

{Cut to the The End screen}

{Cut back to The Cheat's Computer}

THE CHEAT: {squeaks, sounding like "How was that?"}

STRONG BAD: How was that? Umm... Hmm... You get an Iron cup....again.

THE CHEAT: Meh!

MEANWHILE IN THE FANSTUFF WIKI

CONCHRIS: So that Shadowy Figure was a hologram?

STRONG SADER: Yes, I think...

THE NOID: Yeah, but is there anybody else here?

CONCHRIS: Nope. Anyway, let's do whatever...

{Fade to black, party music plays somehow, The Paper comes down saying 'Click here to email Conchris'}

Evaluations

Conchris' Eval

• 5/5
• Probably vera [sic] long, but it introduces stuff. Also makes sure it stays H*R Related by cutting between 'Universes'.