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Con email.exe/61
Summary
Email 1 of Wikiverse W1K1
English Desc: Conchris and Co. gets transported to W1K1
Engrish Desc: '
CAST: Conchris, Chrionroar, Cruroar, Homestar Runner
Transcript
CONCHRIS: How many emails were there?
subject:houseDear Conchris,
Some moron blew up our house.
Please help us,
Strong Sader and Gilbert.
CONCHRIS: {in a mocking voice} Oh! What's next? Somebody blows up Homestar's and the others?
subject:NONEDear Mr. Chris,
We are sorry to inform you that due to
budget cuts we have to blow up Homestar's,
as well as several other character houses.
Sorry for the inconvenience,
Your producer~
CONCHRIS: A NO NAME BRAND EMAIL?! Who wants to blow up Homestar's and several other characters' houses? This sounds bad... OH! I've got an idea but... that will make it a 10 lined email and That Guy Named Several People will complain! Oh no...
CHRIONROAR: {crashes through a ceiling} OH MY GOSH! Did you just break the Fourth Wall?
CONCHRIS: Fourth what?
CHRIONROAR: FOURTH WALL, YOU IDIOT!
CONCHRIS: Since when did you get less insane?
CHRIONROAR: Ever since the Author re-named me!
CONCHRIS: AH HA! You've broken the fourth wall!
CHRIONROAR: Aye, but I'm created to do fourth wall breaks.
CONCHRIS: Okay, this is just getting stupid... HEY READERS! I'M BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
{Cruroar walks in}
CRUROAR: This is too stupid...
{Lightning strikes}
VOICEOVER: WHO DARES BREAK THE FOURTH WALL MULTIPLE TIMES?!
CHRIONROAR: {whimpers} {points to Conchris} He did!
VOICEOVER: THEN YOU SHALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF SPENDING 30-
CONCHRIS: -29, this is the first.
VOICEOVER: 29 EMAILS IN... THE WIKI!
CONCHRIS: Wiki? Is that where all Wiki Users are?
VOICEOVER: Yeah, now... {zaps Conchris, Cruroar and Chrionroar and they disappear} MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
{Fade to black, Homestar walks on screen}
HOMESTAR: Woah! Is this a place of darkness?
CONCHRIS: {off-screen} Somehow, somebody forgot to turn on the light... {the light turns on, it looks like the Main Page of the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki} What the crud?
HOMESTAR: Yeah, what the cwap!
CONCHRIS: Yeah... What's next?
OMG! THIS PWNZORS EVERY1!!!1111111??????>><IKL<
CONCHRIS: {bumps into a ?} OW! That hurts! Who is doing that?
MOI!
HOMESTAR: Moi? What the cwap?
CONCHRIS: This is getting too stupid. I have a feeling that a Wiki User or troll is operating the "Edit Tank". Nobody is inside the "History Airplane" and nobody is operating the "Move Turret." Woah! I didn't know that!
VOICEOVER: Yes, inside this thingy, you break the fourth wall without knowing but you still have 29 emails to go!
{The New Messages Box comes down}
CONCHRIS: I have new messages?
VOICEOVER: No.