Mudkip Emails/Bad

Transcript

MUDKIP: {singing} I'm bad and this email says so, can you tell me once again, Who's bad?

Dear Mudkip,

Why must you suck so bad? So very bad?

{Mudkip reads the email}

MUDKIP: I see a no-name email. But I'm not gonna rip off Strong Bad. Nope. Not gonna be unoriginal. {types} So anyway, why do you think I'm bad? I'm a much better choice for players than Torchic.

TREECKO: Uh, Mudkip, do you realize that people have made an internet phenomenon out of you and maybe that's why this guy dislikes you?

MUDKIP: Strong Bad should be an internet meme. All the things that guy does. Wait, has he done anything aside from checking emails and kicking The Cheat?

TREECKO: Not that I can see.

MUDKIP: This guy wants to know why I'm "bad". Or at least why I "suck".

TREECKO: Can I borrow your computer for a second?

MUDKIP: Why?

TREECKO: I'd like to answer at least one email.

MUDKIP: Okay.

{Mudkip gets off a chair and Treecko gets on.}

TREECKO: You wanna know why Mudkip's so bad? He's "Bad" like that Michael Jackson song. "Bad" in dangerous and gets all the hot peeps. Hot peeps that like Mudkips.

{Mudkip's mouth is agape as he is apalled by what Treecko is saying}

TREECKO: Even yet, he's badder than Action 52. Or Superman 64. But what can possibly be worse than Mudkip, though? How 'bout a DELETED!

{The screen turns red and yellow text reads "DELETED!"}

MUDKIP: Aren't I amazed at how you received that email so well...

TREECKO: The guy doesn't like Hoenn, obviouly.

MUDKIP: That pretty much answers today's email.

{The Paper from Aruseus Emails arrives}

MUDKIP: Stop advertising for Aruseus!