Zippy Emails/emails/4

Overview

Zippy Email #4: double feature

Zippy gets a death threat and reveals the origins of his shoes.

CAST: Zippy

PLACES: Zippy's Bedroom

PAGE TITLE: Indy X9!

Transcript

{Open: Indy X9.}

ZIPPY: Hey, everyone! Since I'm feeling generous, and lazy, today I'll be doing two emails!

{Zippy opens his first email.}

subject: >:(

Kill Not Skullbuggy,
Where'd you die? In the New York Strip?
I hate you,
Vince G. Agoman

ZIPPY: ... {typing} So, what? Is this a death threat? Because it looks like it's written by an eight-year old. If these are the kind of hate mails I get, I'd hate to see my fans.

{Pan to show Vince Gagoman outside Zippy's window, holding a shotgun.}

ZIPPY: Disregarding that... {clears screen} Though I'd rather not think of where I'm going to die, I will tell you where this email's going. {speaking} Alright, then. Retrace the IP, computer!

{Pause.}

ZIPPY: Ah, yes. I forgot. I should type it in instead.

{Zippy types in "retrace ip".}

IP found.
Name: Vincent Gagoman

Send swift kick in the trousers? y/n

{Zippy presses "y".}

ZIPPY: Alrighty, then. That's taken care of. Next email!

subject: shoes

Dear Zippy,
Where'd you find your shoes?
Signed,
Chwoka

ZIPPY: Hey, a good question! {typing} Well, Ch- chw- you know, I can't really say your name. How about I just call you C and we meet halfway? {clears screen} Well, these babies--red Converse All-Stars, to be exact--

{A small message flashes on the screen reading "Paid for by Converse".}

ZIPPY: -were hard to find. I searched high and low looking for them until I got 'em off of eBay. Though I have to admit, my old shoes weren't bad.

{Zoom out to show Zippy wearing some Doc Martins. He jumps out of his seat and starts strutting around.}

ZIPPY: Check 'em out! They've got steel toes, even!

{Zippy kicks them off and out the window. He sits back down.}

ZIPPY: So, C, I guess that answers your question.

{Pause.}

ZIPPY: You know, the funny thing is that I wear shoes but no pants. Or anything. Now that I've noticed that... I'm off to get dressed.

{Zippy runs off.}

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