The SkullB Show/26

Overview

Episode 26: Casey n' Fran in: Girls' Night Out!

Fran comes back from vacation!

CAST: Jerry, SkullB, Fran, Casey

PLACES: Living Room, Fran's House, a Bar, a hotel room, the beach, a beach bar

PAGE TITLE: The SkullB Show!

Transcript

{Open: the Living Room.}

JERRY: Woah. I think I just felt a retcon.

SKULLB: Yeah. You did.

{Cue theme song.}

{Cut: Fran's House. Fran bursts through the door.}

FRAN: Ah, it's great to be home! I bet everyone's so excited to see me!

{Fran runs to the SkullB House and knocks on the door. Jerry opens it.}

JERRY: Oh. Oh! You're back!

FRAN: Yeah, I know! I had such a gr-

JERRY: Okay, bye.

FRAN: Gh-

{Jerry closes the door on Fran.}

FRAN: ... Bye.

{Fran knocks again. This time SkullB answers the door.}

SKULLB: Oh, hey! Why're you here?

FRAN: I just got back from vacation!

SKULLB: Well it looks like you got a little hurt after you fell from heaven. {winks}

{Fran slams the door shut. She knocks one more time. SkullB is still there.}

SKULLB: I'll be here all day.

FRAN: Can I just talk to Casey?

SKULLB: {sadly} Alright.

{SkullB closes the door. Seconds later, Casey appears at the door.}

CASEY: Oh! You're back!

FRAN: And you seem to be the only one who cares!

CASEY: Yeah. To be honest, Jerry's kind of a jerk and Skully... egh. I hate to think of what he said to you.

FRAN: Bad pickup line.

CASEY: Sorry. ... Hey! Since you're back, we should do something together! Just a little girls' night out, catch my drift?

FRAN: Yeah! I catch it!

CASEY: Then let's go!

{The two walk off. Seconds later, SkullB peers out the door.}

SKULLB: Oh, hell yes. {yelling inside} JERRY! They're gone!

JERRY: {from inside} All-day video games!

{Cut: a bar. Casey and Fran are sitting there, drinks in hand.}

CASEY: You know, it's nice that, even though I'm married, I still have the chance to hang out with friends.

FRAN: Speaking of which, how's the marriage going?

CASEY: It's fine! It's surprising that we didn't get a divorce yet. And that it wasn't just a dream.

FRAN: Hmm.

CASEY: Hey, barkeep! Get me another Cuba Libre!

BARKEEP: A what?

CASEY: {sighs} A rum and coke. Apparently some people can't speak Spanish.

{Casey's drink is handed to her. She takes a sip.}

CASEY: Good stuff. So, Franny. How was your vacation?

FRAN: It was great!

{Cue flashback. Cut to Fran resting in a hotel.}

FRAN: {v.o.} I had such a great time at the hotel! The A.C. was cool, the service was great, and you wouldn't believe how amazing the view from my room was!

CASEY: {v.o.} Wow. Luxurious. Where'd you get the money for that?

FRAN: {v.o.} I sold some pot.

CASEY: {v.o.} Wh-

FRAN: {v.o.} That's not the point.

{Cut: a beach. Fran is sunbathing.}

FRAN: {v.o.} Yeah, I had a great time...

{Cut: Fran waterskiing.}

FRAN: {v.o.} It was so much fun!

{Cut: a bar. Fran is visibly drunk.}

FRAN: {v.o.} I don't remember some parts, though. Don't know why.

FRAN: YEEEAH! Who wants to bet I won't take my shirt off?

{Cut: the Bar, present-day. Casey is staring at Fran.}

CASEY: Did... you get drunk? I thought you swore off the bottle!

FRAN: Eh, I couldn't follow up on it. Too much work!

CASEY: So, you're back! We missed you!

FRAN: Thanks! I didn't think anybody ca-

CASEY: Naaah! Just kidding.

{Fran starts to pout.}

CASEY: Psyche! I missed you!

{Pan over to show SkullB sitting a few seats down.}

SKULLB: So did I, baby!

FRAN: ... Were you there all the time?

SKULLB: Yeah. I don't have much of a presence, do I?

FRAN: ... Huh.

{Pause.}

FRAN: You... enjoying your drink?

SKULLB: I've had better.

{Cut: the Living Room. Everyone, including Fran, is on the couch.}

CASEY: It's good to have you back, Franny!

SKULLB: Yeah. It is.

FRAN: Thanks, everyone!

{Pause.}

{Suddenly, Jerry and SkullB start laughing hysterically.}

{Cue credits.}