GDDTV/Toons/1

Summary

A scheduled practice goes in a completely different direction. These characters are NOT mine: Dot, Strong Intelligent, and Kirbychu.

Date: July 6, 2008

Characters: Dan, Pete, Alfonzo, Kirbychu, Strong Intelligent, Dot

Places: Room 905, Resort Outdoor Pool

Transcript

{Fade in to Hotel Room 905, the living room section. The couch is moved aside and all of the band's equippment is in its place. Dan is sitting on an amp, while Pete is behind it hooking it up.}

DAN: Where is everybody?

PETE: {Raises his hand from behind the amp} Here!

DAN: Well, at least you showed up.

PETE: Well, where is everyone else?

DAN: I have no clue. I find it pretty sad that Alfonzo lives here and he's not even on time. AND he's the responsible one!

PETE: Yeah seriously!

DAN: That's it, I'm calling him. {Takes out his cell phone and calls Alfonzo}

{Screen splits so half is Dan and half is blank. Then Alfonzo appears on the blank half and answers his phone.}

ALFONZO: Hello?

DAN: Where are you? We have band practice!

ALFONZO: That...was today?

DAN: YES! Now where are you?

ALFONZO: Well, I figured that I would go to the Pool today...

DAN: Get your butt over here right now!

ALFONZO: Fine... {Hangs up}

{Screen switches back to just Dan}

DAN: The nerve of him! Stupid...early...risers...

PETE: What about the others?

DAN: True... {Dials Strong Intelligent's number}

{A knock is heard at the door}

PETE: I got it... {Gets up from behind the amp and walks over to the door}

DAN: {Talking on the phone} Yes......Yes today!.......Room 905! I told you this!........You don't have a cat!........Yeah I bet........Ok bye.... {Hangs up} Jeez. Now to call Kirbychu...

{The amp explodes. Kirbychu puts out of it}

KIRBYCHU: HELLO!

DAN: {Screams}

KIRBYCHU: Sorry I'm late. The traffic was horrible.

DAN: What traffic! I thought you live here!!

KIRBYCHU: Well, see what thinking does? Your amp is broken. Good job. How's Pete gonna play now?

DAN: YOU BROKE IT!

KIRBYCHU: Yeah I know. Got any pizza?

DAN: {Slaps forehead, then points to the kitchen} In there...

KIRBYCHU: Yay! {Explodes into flames}

DAN: Ugh...now I gotta call Dot.

{As Dan dials the number, out the window you can see something in the distance. It grows bigger and bigger.

DAN: Hey Dot!....Yes, it is today!.....No problem, I understand...

{The thing in the window appears to be Strong Intelligent. He is flying towards the window. He is still getting closer as Dan talks}

DAN: Right...right....No problem....If that's the case, then no worries....Hahaha ok....

{Strong Intelligent smacks against the window. Dan screams like a little girl}

DAN: Yeah...I'm fine....Ok bye {Hangs up} What the hell, man?!

{Strong Intelligent grins. An explosion is heard from the kitchen}

DAN: What the hell are you doing in there?!

KIRBYCHU: I'm making waffles!

DAN: I thought you wanted pizza!

KIRBYCHU: I did! It should be here soon.

DAN: Ok...Hey wait...where's Pete?

{Pete walks in with 5 pizza boxes, and kiss marks all over his face}

PETE: Best pizza delivery girl ever.

DAN: What?! You were making out while we are supposed to be practicing?!

PETE: But I have pizza!

{Strong Intelligent pops out of one of the boxes}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Sweet!

{Dan screams}

KIRBYCHU: {Running in} Sweet!

{Dot walks in}

DOT: Hey guys... {Sees pizza} Sweet!

DAN: Ugh...at least everyone's in one place. Now where is Alfonzo?!

{A flush is heard from the bathroom. Alfonzo walks in}

ALFONZO: Hey guys... {Sees pizza} Sweet!

DAN: ENOUGH!

ALFONZO: Oh, hi Dan!

DAN: You were in the bathroom the entire time?!

ALFONZO: No. I was at the pool. But the drain opened in the pool and it sucked me into our toilet. Kirbychu, you gotta fix that.

KIRBYCHU: {Holding a pizza slice with a waffle on it} Will do!

{Dan falls over exhausted. Everyone else is eating pizza}

{Fade to black}

PETE: Hey...What happened to my amp?

{The seen fades back in.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Uh... DAN DID IT! {runs off}

{Fade to black}

The End!