Bell Quest/2

{Im a Bell, Bellson, Badstar, Vegerot, Homsar, Homeschool, Homestar, That German Guy, Pter, Kyubii and Neo-Stinkomech are in front of a machine that say's portal to 30X2.}

NEOSTINKOMECH: Okay, the map says we must go through here.

VEGEROT: Uhh... how did a map fly here from 10W5 years in the future?

IM A BELL: That doesn't matter. Wait, Neo, did I invite you?

{Badstar looks at the map.}

BADSTAR: Uhh... no, it does not say that. I thought we were going to 30X2 just to get Anthru-Borg and Kraxario.

IM A BELL: Oh, right. Wait... there in 5 A.T. (after time), remember? The fic? Um... Fourth Wall break? 42? Parsley Fruit? Ever Plever Jever Jevery Jibevery... Jlammy? Aw, crap, I screwed it up!

BADSTAR: Oh. We'll need a new machine, then.

HOMESCHOOL: Well, if i just twist this knob here, type a virus into here, and give this piece o' crap a hot cup of tea, press this button here, and voila! An Infinite Improbability Drive! Oh, wait, you wanted a portal to 5 A.T.... Okay... prees this button, give it some mountain dew, and light these antennae on fire... there! Okay, let's go!

{Badstar jumps in the portal}

{30 MINUTES LATER...}

ANTHRU-BORG: Why the heck should we do something that is not evil?

IM A BELL: If you join us, I'll give you two free portable portals to that female Aruseus and Lucario planet. Oh, and, I'll destroy that annoying farmer Lucario.

KRAXARIO: Sounds good! Master, what do you think?

ANTHRU-BORG: Okay, fine.

{Cut to Bubs' stand. everybody is there.}

IM A BELL: Bubs, do you have any cars with ALOT of seats that actually works?

BUBS: Well, I got...

{cut to a blank screen. things appear as Bubs says them}

BUBS:{voiceover} A limo chassis, 20 fresh seats, an old engine, a pie, and a gigantic novelty mug WITH tea...

{cut back to the stand}

BUBS: ...But I ain't got no full car with a lotta seats! Sorry, guys.

HOMESCHOOL: Don't worry, I'll buy the parts and make a car!

{Homeschool hands Bubs $200. Bubs gives him the car parts and thee gigantic mug with tea in it}

HOMESCHOOL: Thanks!

{Homeschool walks offscreen. Construction-type noises can be heard. pan out to show a Limousine with rocket-engines strapped to it's back}

HOMESCHOOL: Come on!

EVERYONE ELSE: WOAH!!!!!

{Cut to everybody in the car. Badstar is holding the map.}

BELLSON: CAN I DRIVE!?

IM A BELL: Uhh... no. Aren't you like, Twelve? Vegerot, you can drive!

VEGEROT: Thanks.

BELLSON: W-waitaminute! He's a Cheat! that's worse than being twelve and i'm not even 12! I'm 20!

BADSTAR: He's right. Vegerot can't see over the steering wheel.

IM A BELL: Uhh... guys? Don't anger Vegerot like that. He might-

VEGEROT: Get outta the car. NOW!

{Vegerot, Badstar, and Bellson exit the limo. An explosion can be seen through the window}

BELLSON: Ahh! The fire on me is burning!

{AN HOUR LATER...}

IM A BELL: Can we go now?

VEGEROT: Fine.

{Vegerot starts the car. the limo warps away}

{2 MINUTES LATER...}

{Vegerot is driving the car on the road.}

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VEGEROT: Grrrrr...

{cut to the outside of the limo. Bellson flies out of the limo. He gets up, and chases after it. 1 half hour later, Bellson get's back in the limo.}

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{cut to 1 half hour later. everyone except Vegerot, Badstar, and Im a bell are tied up and gagged}

IM A BELL: Turn left here. Hang right. We're juuust about here-LOOK OUT FOR THAT CLIFF!

END OF CHAPTER 2!