User:Noxigar/Silver-Aged Sasparilla/1

So, I contemplated doing a Storytime vlog about my time on the Wiki User Wiki.

The idea did not last.

I feel like I was a one-hit wonder with Everything You Know Is Wrong, and my endeavours elsewhere to repeat the wonder were foiled by my own ineptitude. At best, I'm also "the person who riffed fiction while roleplaying as Namine Kingdom Hearts." I have tried referencing this once with me drawing Namine and making a joke borrowed from Just A Pancake's videos on Kingdom Hearts. Naturally, I cannot discern if I was funny or neigh, but I assume I was neigh. I also contemplated cosplaying as Namine, but did not have the strength to dye my hair blonde nor fit myself for white dresses and shoes in the past.

Something something "oh right there's that one work which was copying Rooster Teeth shit, which managed to be memorable more because it was fun to collaborate with people on it than because of whether or not what we worked on was any good."

At the most, the run-time of a "hey so I had past allies on the WUW and we did some cool things" from my perspective would have lasted less than five minutes. The YouTube algorithm already doesn't like me because I exist as an autistic person and heaven fucking forbid I exist as an autistic person on YouTube holy fuck, so my divine wrath against The Algorithm would need to be focused in order to brutally murder the obvious threat to me having a fun time on the Internet at large.

I admit I could have spent more time on the WUW during my junior and senior years of high school. I do not imagine my time on the WUW would have been made more fun in doing so, because everyone wanted to kill each other on here for whatever reason. Admittedly, the only part of it making sense is me riffing the fics of people making fun of a guy I loved dearly, but this could have also happened much earlier and possibly averted later problems down the line.

Welcome to I'm A Gigantic Fool Who Cannot Remember Their Lines, Dot Com.

I'm Noxigar, and I'm probably the reason you're here.

Bahahahahahahahahaha no, it's untrue.

Okay, now I can see how hard it would be to make a good video essay with proper grammar, and be as famous as Quinton Reviews is (even though he decidedly does not do that for his video essay scripts).