User:Noxigar/N.A.M.I.N.E.

NoxCorp
Artificial
Mind
Integrating

Nope, gotta throw that all away. This acronym shit is wack. However, I do want an artificial intelligence butler, at least to say I have my own like in the shitty comics my roommate keeps reading. The ones with the Space Nazis don't come until next week, methinks? Bah, I'm distracting myself-

Neural
Advancement
Makeshift
Intelligence
Navigational
Expert

This is just a bunch of words thrown together!

...but this is an artificial intelligence prototype. If I can utilize this AI, maybe I can help enrich the lives of others. Come on, Garland, you've got to come up with a good name. It may not be your forte, but you're trying to sell your idea to people!

NoxCorp
Advanced
Mind
Integrating
Neural
Expertise

Okay, now you've got fragment sentences about an Advanced Mind integrating one's Neural Expertise. Expertise of what? Being a smug omniscient shithead? And do I really want NoxCorp to patent my personal AI? I mean, both answers in my head are "No" and "Fuck no." I'll look up words to replace NoxCorp with at some point, when I fix the rest of this heap of garbage.

NoxCorp
Advanced
Mind
Integrating
Neural
Empathy

Okay; so, having Empathy in here somewhere's good. When people think of an "artificial intelligence," they usually do not suspect one will possess emotional intelligence. Maybe my AI will develop emotions and-

NoxCorp
Advanced
Mind
Integrating
Neural
Emotions

"Mind" and "Neural" are redundant words.

NoxCorp
Advanced
Masterwork
Integrating
Neural
Emotions

That's better.

For now I'll just run with that and we'll see what my roommate says when he gets back from helping his friend return from being paroled out of prison.