(even if you aren't vegan)
2019
It is a cold winter night in Brisbane, Australia. It is 2:40am, and a dim light flickers in the window of a suburban house.
In this house is none other than Super Sam. Suddenly, and for no particular reason, he remembers that the Wiki User Wiki exists.
SUPER SAM: I wonder if people still use the WUW, that'd be pretty crazy huh
Super Sam logs onto the WUW, and sees a dozen changes in the past two weeks.
SUPER SAM: What the fresh hell is this
Sam is reminded of the promise he made: that he would never delete the Wiki User Wiki as It's dot com did to the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki. But he never expected it to last this long. The wiki is like a parasite, or perhaps a tumour: one that can never be excised from the face of this dark planet.
Sam leans back, and takes another sip of his whiskey. The clock ticks over to 2:41am.
