Wiki User Email Im a bell/Virus

Im a bell gets a wirus.

Summary

Cast (in order of their appearance): belstrnnmmvnmn, Vegerot, Toregev, Senor Cardgage, Strong Mad, Senubs, Homestar, Bubs, Bardgage, PBTC Strong Bad, PBTC Homestar, Stinkoman, 1-up, I Am Bell, Sir Belletto.

Places: Im a bell's computer room, The Field, Bubs' Concession Stand, PBTC FCUSA, Sir Belletto's Telegramaphone Room.

Transcript

IM A BELL:{singing} Nothhiiiiiiing, has ever happened to Chimeeeeeeerrr... {stops singing} I hope this doen't jinx anything.

No Subject

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{Im a bell pronounces this as "ert plus, Why seven-six P? Ohlyuu eight jIkee semicolon. You for P. semicolon? E'slashruh? Imabeh? One five-four five-six! Seven dashes, six pluses! Gee, Eff five pluses. Dash doubleslash ten equals slash asterisk. eight-nine-one-O, I. Kayjay"}

IM A BELL:{typing} Uh... what? are you illiterate? Wait, is this leet? {stops typing} Yeah, it's leet.

{Vegerot walks up}

VEGEROT: Bellstrom, what you got there is a virus.

IM A BELL: Oh. Hold on.

{Im a bell types in "Jethro the Wirus Killer" The words "JIBNEY VIRUSES FOUND! HOORAY!" appear onscreen}

IM A BELL: WAAH!!!! Using a word as a number?!!! That means there's too many viruses on my Chimer 1337! Noooo!!!

{an explosion comes out of the keyboard. the word "ASPLODED'D!!" appears onscreen}

IM A BELL: WOAH!!!! This is worse than when I got Jibney Vi-Oh, wait...

{Vegerot inverts}

IM A BELL: What the?

TOREGEV:{bubs' voice} DON'T EAT MY CHICKEN WIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!

{cut to the field. Senor Cardgage and Strong Mad are there}

SENOR CARDGAGE: Well, hello Fairy Princess, can you hand me-

{Senor's head dissapears and is replaced by bubs'}

SENUBS:{bubs' voice} -5 dollars!

STRONG MAD: WAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

{Strong Mad becomes The Heavy Lourde. cut to Bub's Concession Stand. Bubs and Homestar are there}

HOMESTAR: I'll have... an Orange.

BUBS: That'll be-

{Bubs' head dissappears. It is replaced by Senor Cardgage's}

BARDGAGE:{Senor Cardgage's voice} -my Aldi Bag, please.

HOMESTAR: Uhh... {singing} You kinda smell like pea souuuuuppp!

{Homestar explodes}

BARDGAGE: Gooday, Argentina.

{cut to PBTC FCUSA. PBTC Strong Bad and PBTC Homestar are there}

PBTC STRONG BAD: I can do it! I will do it nine times!

'{PBTC Strong Bad is replaced by Stinkoman. PBTC Homestar is replaced by 1-up. Stinkoman hits 1-up 9 times. each time 1-up says "Pudding!". cut back to the computer room}

IM A BELL: Okay, this is getting weird. Even the other universes are getting messed up!

{I Am Bell appears}

I AM BELL:{Homestar's voice} Nevew feaw, Stwo-Ahem! {normal voice} Never fear, Im a bell! i can fix it! SUPER CHURCHBELL DEUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!

{I Am Bell Deuces the Chimer 1337. The email rewinds to right before Vegerot inverts. for some reason, I Am Bell is still deucing the Chimer. He stops deucing and the Chimer now has a darker body, a red screen, a blue subject bar, yellow words, and at the bottom, it says Chimer 20X6}

IM A BELL: Uhh... what the crap did you do to my chimer?

I AM BELL: I upgraded it to the edition W9 (pronounced "Dubyaty-nine) years in the future! Oh, and check this out!

{I Am Bell types in "alphacram.exe" into the Chimer 20X6 and a bell sprite with a face appears onscreen}

BELL SPRITE: Hellote! I are Alpo Creamery! All your base are belong to us!

IM A BELL: Uhh... What?!

I AM BELL: Sorry. this is a badly-made copy of Alpha Stan. You see, it was put in a .zip folder, and it warped into a bell-shape. It also is illiterate. So, they called him Alpha Cram! I'll translate. He said, "Hi! I'm Alpha Cram! I will take care of all your files for you!"

IM A BELL: No! No! Don't do that!

ALPHA CRAM: Warts?!!!

I AM BELL: He said, "What?" Hold on, Alpha Cram, "Noose! Noose! Negative Action! ("Action" pronounced as "Ak-tee-ohn!")

ALPHA CRAM: Joe.

I AM BELL: "Oh."

IM A BELL: Can I delete him?

I AM BELL: Unfortunately, no. It's impossible.

{the paper comes down. 5 second later, Alpha Cram bites off one of the paper's corners}