Ben and Alex visit The United States of America/Hawaii

on a tropical islaaaaand on a tropical islaaaaand talking to the hula dancers asking questions cus they got all the answers

Transcript

{Ben and Alex touch down in Honolulu international airport}

BEN: Wow, I've always wanted to go to Japan!

ALEX: Huh? Ben we're in Hawaii!

BEN: Hawaii? I thought you meant KAWAII

ALEX: Oh Ben, you silly goose. Now that you mention it though, don't you think Hawaii is like America's Japan, the same way the UK is Europe's Japan? Think about it, they're all islands who really love fish and hot drinks, and

BEN: holy fuck this couldn't be less interesting

ALEX: why do you hate my feelings so much

{Ben and Alex walk through a door in the airport, into a room obscured from view. as they walk out of the room, they are covered in tropical flowers}

BEN: Wow, Alex, they're giving us so many flower shoals! Isn't this cool?

{Alex is bleeding from the eyes, scratching himself all over and is incredibly horse and wheezy}

ALEX: this isn't good im so allergic to this

BEN: To pollen?

ALEX: no to happiness