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Multiverse Adventures!/One
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The year is 32374243, the month of Klrglrg, the 98th day. Kryxl wakes up, and walks in front of the mirror. He's a short blue guy, with tentacles for arms and legs. Neat!
Kryxl eats his breakfast and gets dressed, putting on his repair uniform. What should he do first for the day?
>suck his own penis
>and then explode
Sadly, Kryxl's penis was lost in a tragic scuba diving accident, so, while he tries, he fails.
>go to work