Ben and Alex visit The United States of America/Alaska

in this episode, ben and alex find themselves in communist alaska, property of the supreme leader, comrade sarah palin

transcript

{Ben and Alex have touched down in the Karl Marx Anchorage International Airport, Alaska. As soon as they step out of the plane, they notice armed guards patrolling the entire airport and professionally painted portraits of Palin almost everywhere.}

ALEX: Well, it looks like we're now in Alaska!

ben: what gives who is that bitch and why is she everywhere

ALEX: Ben! Don't you know who that is? That is Alaska's supreme socialist leader, Comrade Palin! She's owned this country ever since she liberated it from the Soviet Union!

BEN: oh oops

ALEX: Oops is right, you barmy army mem-

{Attack huskies in shock collars swarm Alex and Ben. They wake up in a dark room, a light is shone in their face. Seems like they're getting interrogated}

VOICE THAT PAUSES FOR EFFECT TO MAKE SOUNDBITES EVERY COUPLE OF SECONDS AND SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE TRYING REALLY HARD TO SOUND EARTHY: We found the both of you on the CCTV cameras we have hooked up to our FREE HOSPITALS.

BEN: what's happening?? did alex punch me in the back of the head for being a nonce again?

VOICE THAT PAUSES FOR EFFECT TO MAKE SOUNDBITES EVERY COUPLE OF SECONDS AND SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE TRYING REALLY HARD TO SOUND EARTHY: Nonce...how long it has been...since I heard that word.

BEN: come off it, lad, who are you?

VOICE THAT PAUSES FOR EFFECT TO MAKE SOUNDBITES EVERY COUPLE OF SECONDS AND SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE TRYING REALLY HARD TO SOUND EARTHY: Who am I? Why I am the leader of the AKGB, which stands for Alaska KGB! I also used to rule some other communist party but whatever. Besides the point i'm tony blair

TONY BLAIR: hey everyone

BEN: oh my god it's tony blair i love you tony blair i love you tony blair i love you tonyyyyyyyy

ALEX: WHAT A CUNT

BEN: alex, no.

TONY BLAIR: No no, it's fine really, I really am a cunt, no shame in that.

ALEX: Anyway, why have you kidnapped us? We demand to see our lawyers!!

TONY BLAIR: Silly little boy. In Soviet Alaska, there are no lawyers.