(even if you aren't vegan)
Ben and Alex visit The United States of America
Contents
50 STATES
SO LITTLE TIME
WHAT WACKY HIJINKS WILL OCCUR??
For real
Sexy Girl Wooer and Professional Wrestler Ben "Stro "you're a fuck" Hersh" Schlanker and his tiny canuckistani buddy Alex "Lex" Lexington Tim Hortons III go on a round trip around all 50 states of America, doing all sorts of awesome things and getting to all sorts of crazy hijinks, meeting new and exciting people!
Prologue
Ben and Alex were chilling out, maxing, relaxing out acting all cool until one day they found a genie trapped inside a lucozade bottle. When the genie was released, he gave the two three wishes. The first two wishes were for another bottle of lucozade and that the volume of the TV be turned down a wee bit as it were too loud.
The third wish was an all around trip to America!
The genie nodded his head and snapped his fingers. Soon, Ben and Alex found themselves in the Gatwick Airport with all expenses paid to go to every single state in the entire United States. They both knew from that moment that their adventure was about to begin.
