The World's Greatest/71

Man Wales sure is a shitty country

Transcript

{Open to the two}

HENRY: So, Quint, what are your thoughts on paint?

QUINT: Paint has a lot of bad habits, but only ones that help him survive. Be a survivor, don't smoke.

HENRY: I couldn't agree more. Hell, let's ring up paint now.

{Henry pulls out a phone and dials a number. After a brief ringing, someone picks up the phone}

PAINT: {Over the phone} FHJDHGFDJSGHJDSGFJ, KSJFDJFHDSJFHDF!!!!!!!!!

QUINT: Hey Paint, I was just curious on your thoughts on the news that Catherine Tate will be playing Jim Carrey in their new biopic?

PAINT: JHFDJHFUISUDISUDF. JSDFHDJFHFHFHASD? AHSFJDHFDJHAKJIASFJ.

QUINT: Ahahaha, classic Paint. Keep your taint dry. See you!!

{Quint puts down the phone}

HENRY: steven moffat sucks and respect the gays

{End}