User:Tyrannosaurus Lex/Wikihood Prototype

Well, if Noxigar can do one, I can too.

Synopsis

In his dreams, Lex meets a peculiar fellow who seems familiar...

CANONICALLY AMBIGUOUS

Transcript

{Open to the Wikihood house during a party. The entire place is wrecked, and Remolay is lying on the coffee table, passed out from all the drink. Several major and minor characters are in the house, including Droll and Stephanie. Droll and Noxigar are sitting on the couch with Stephanie in the middle, and Lex is dressed in his best clothing, holding a martini in his hand and talking to the BBAB Merchant from episode 6. Chaos and Oiracul are nowhere to be seen.}

BBAB MERCHANT: So as I was saying, Sephiroth was a big deal in history. I mean, you can dismiss these stories as much as possible, but it doesn't change the truth.

LEX: Dude, what does it take to convince you? The man is nothing but a stupid folk tale.

BBAB MERCHANT: See? Pure ignorance, guys!

DROLL: Wait, lemme get this straight here. When you talk about Sephiroth, you're not talking those books, are you?

BBAB MERCHANT: That's exactly what I'm talking about!

DROLL: That's just ridiculous! There's no way he could have existed!

LEX: Thank you, Droll!

STEPHANIE: It would be fun if he did though. My dad used to read those books to me when I was growing. I loved them!

NOXIGAR: Did anybody see the movie they did back in the 80s? That was an awesome film.

DROLL: What, the one with Sam Jones in it?

NOXIGAR: Yeah, that one!

DROLL: I didn't really care for it that much. The special effects were too cheesy for my liking.

NOXIGAR: Oh, coming from the theatre bigshot.

DROLL: Hey, I'm just offering my opinion, don't knock it!

STEPHANIE: I loved the soundtrack though! Queen did it, didn't they?

{As this conversation goes on, Lex gets visibly more annoyed, to the point where he throws his glass down on the ground in anger. Everyone stops to look at him.}

DROLL: Whoa, what's up with you? It's your party, loosen up.

STEPHANIE: Yeah! Do you know how hard it was to get Rosie to give me this night off?

DROLL: Ha, same! Debonair doesn't even know that I'm gone!

LEX: It's just.. how can any of you like that trash? It's the most poorly written excuse for a story ever! The main character is nothing but an overpowered asshole with no redeeming qualities, and the plotlines! I mean, what the hell? Zharanavuka, Davros, it's just so convoluted and pathetic! How do you people even understand it in the first place?

NOXIGAR: No one said that they were good, Lex.

STEPHANIE: Nah. They're just for fun. You're not supposed to take them that seriously.

BBAB MERCHANT: Besides, history is stranger than fiction!

LEX: Oh.. shut up!

{Chaos comes down from the stairs, looking agitated himself.}

CHAOS: Okay, do any of you know how late it is right now?

LEX: No.. but-..

CHAOS: It's three o'clock in the fucking morning! This party has been going on for nine hours already, and Oiracul and I are trying to sleep!

LEX: You told me that I was allowed to have a party-...

CHAOS: AS LONG AS IT ENDED ON A REASONABLE HOUR, DAMN IT. SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS, DO YOU NOT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?

NOXIGAR: Well actually-..

CHAOS: I THINK NOT.

{Chaos walks over to the stereo and switches it off to the chagrin of everyone around him.}

CHAOS: ALRIGHT PEOPLE, YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN. PARTY'S OVER. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, NOW.

STEPHANIE: Aw, killjoy.

CHAOS: {Faking a smile.} You can stay if you like though, Miss Young.

STEPHANIE: Yeah, no. Now that you mention it, it is pretty late. Good bye.

{As Stephanie readies herself out of the door, Lex beckons her.}

LEX: See ya, Steph!

{Chaos walks up to Droll and stares him down.}

CHAOS: And as for you, who invited you in the first place?

{Droll points to Lex.}

DROLL: He did.

{Chaos glares at Lex, who shrugs it off.}

LEX: Hey, what can I say? This goblin knows how to party!

CHAOS: But he.. ugh, nevermind! All of you, out!

{Chaos leads everyone except for Lex, Noxigar, and Remolay out through the door and slams it hard.}

NOXIGAR: Wow Chaos, you could have been nicer with that.

CHAOS: Yeah, you try being nice when your house is being trashed by a bunch of ruffians when you are trying to sleep! And it's not just me, it's Oiracul too! Do you really want her to miss her sleep? DO YOU?

LEX: I guess not.

CHAOS: Exactly. It's not that I want to stop you from having fun, but we have to be logical here. You guys can have another party some other time, alright?

NOXIGAR: Yeah, alright.

CHAOS: Good. Now come on guys, let's get some sleep. We'll have the robots deal with the cleaning later, it's no biggie.

LEX: What about Remo?

CHAOS: Ah, just leave him there. He'll come to eventually.

{The three make themselves upstairs and into their respective bedrooms. Cut to Lex, who's lying in bed.}