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Remnants of the Past/characters/Badstar
True Wiki Story: Badstar Strunner
Badstar Marian Strunner had humble beginnings as a genetic lab monstrosity created by lonely scientist Homeschool Percival Winner, along with his brother, Homestrong Twinkletoes Strunner, the two created to be the children Homeschool never had. While his brother slowly fell into a life a crime, Badstar exceled at all he did, gaining his brother's envy and hatred. In just a few years, he was a highly successful lawyer, owned a mansion, and was one of the richest men in Wiki City, admired by all.
BELL: {Imothy Albert Bellstrom: Former heterosexual life partner} Yeah, Badstar and I were best friends. We collaborated on hit movies such as "Bell Quest Four: Bell Harder" and "Haruhi, Haruhi, God I Love Haruhi: The Movie". Big blockbusters, made like, a zillion dollars in the box office. Never heard of 'em? Buddy, you have not LIVED.
But the fame was not to last forever. It wasn't long before the playboy billionare was caught in one of the biggest scandals in wiki city.
LEX: {Lexon Darkheart: Benevolent emperor of Wiki City} Oh man, that was great. I was there. Bet the guy 50 bucks he couldn't actually get away with yelling objection and slamming tables whenever he wanted in a courtroom. Long story short, it was both the funniest thing I've ever seen and the easiest fifty bucks I've ever made.
After his infamous breakdown in court, the honorable judge Noid stripped him of his position and it was only downhill from there...
NOID: {Former judge, crazy homeless man} Who's that again? ...Who are you people? ...Get out of my bush, GET OUT OF MY BUSH
It was only a matter of time before he lost everything. He had lost his mansion in a legal dispute, and soon lost contact with his friends, Kyubii, GSM, and that one boss from Kingdom Hearts II. Badstar can no longer bseen wearing his classic, quirky attire, and has exchanged it for an old, red trenchcoat and a dark blue beanie, even growing some stubble. Homeless for three months or so, Badstar contacted an old friend from college and moved away from Wiki City with him to start a new life.
The big question is: Will Badstar ever return? Perhaps, he will... perhaps he shall return in a time when we need him the most. This has been...
True Wiki Story: Badstar Strunner