MediaWiki:Sitenotice

MESSAGE FROM THE EMPEROR: Let's talk about government, shall we? Or more specifically, your government, dear Wiki User Wiki. The Empire. Just who is the Empire? Why, now that's simple, the Empire is you, Wiki User Wiki. The Empire is your sister, your aunt, your friend, your, your neighbor. And well yes, the Empire is me as well, heh heh, uh hah. As your emperor, it is my responsibility to preside over our great democracy. So, as your emperor, I am the voice, I am the heart, and soul of the Empire. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul of Wiki User Wiki. But only together, together, can we hope to reach our full potential. The way we were before the purge. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. One Empire, One Wiki User Wiki. Now and Forever. And now, dearest Wiki User Wiki, we must say farewell. For there is much work to be done, and the Empire never rests. Never.

MESSAGE FROM THE NOT EMPEROR: Bacon bits. That is all.