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CONNOR PLAYS OBLIVION!!!!!!!!!!!
oh god where am I
where the fuck am i
i was just walking around the imperial city, looking for a place to sleep maybe a bite of food
now it's dark and i'm just so lost and cold and scared
everyone in this town is bipolar and i just want to go home ;_;
Day One: Still in Imperial City. Time: I don't even know anymore
I see the same faces wherever I go
The map tells me nothing
I have passed these buildings before, god knows how many times
why did i have to escape prison
why
damn you uriel septim
damn you to hell
First Night. Imperial City
It has started to rain
I am but a lonely, miserable pink-haired orc in a whole new world of unimaginable suffering and woe
i seek shelter under an archway near the gate into town
an imperial watchman gives me an empty stare
he knows
they all know
First Night: All Saint's Inn
my gods, there's been a miracle
there was an inn near the city gate all along
I eagerly walk in and ask for a room
the innkeeper sneers at me as i realize i have no coin
I calmly step outside and crawl into a ball, sobbing
nobody knows the pain of little stevie rubbins
Day Two: Imperial Lighthouse
I can hardly remember the night before
The most I can grasp is stumbling into the imperial lighthouse and just shoving a watchman off of his bed
he did nothing
he simply stood over me and stared as I drifted off to sleep
I awaken to a loud crash
Startled, I turn to my right to see an imperial guard standing on a bed, just... glaring down at me
I get up to witness a watchman sitting in a table
no literally, he's sticking through the fucking table
calmly sipping his drink like nothing's wrong
i-is that what i heard
I talk to him
"There isn't a problem, is there?" he says calmly, as if he doesn't even know
this damn town is mad
Day Three: Imperial Prison
i never should have fucking left skyrim
i just had to get mixed up with that moonsugar incident
i don't even know what i did this time
when i woke up, the only way out was locked
i had no choice but to pick the lock
all of my lockpicks were broken and when i stood up they were just standing there, grinning madly at me
"Well well, caught in the act and no coin to pay your fine! I'm confiscating your stolen goods and it's off to prison with you!"
it was the only way out
i literally had no choice
they were the ones who locked the doooh holy shit
they did it on purpose
that's why they let me spend a night
just so they could mock me the next morning
i begin to cry as they lead me to prison
i should have listened to mom
why didn't i become a doctor
Day Three: Still in the Imperial City
I'll never leave this damned place, so I'm making the most out of what I can
I've sold the little I have for 6 coin. I can only pray this is enough.
I talk to who I can, talk to keep my sanity in this neverending hell
I walk around in search of work
this horrifying elf woman suddenly appears, he skin gray and lifeless, her eyes a piercing blue
she was NOT a citizen, i could tell
she just wasn't
her voice is like a knife, disguised with a friendly tone
"Here, take this. It's from a friend."
she hands me a crumpled note and vanishes much as she appeared
mysteriously
nervously, I unfold the note and read
"I can offer you greater rewards and less time in prison. Come to the garden of Daraloth in the Imperial City's Waterfront District at midnight. Present this note and all shall be made clear. - The Gray Fox"
...what the fuck
I look up, as if expecting the elf woman to be there with an explanation
she isn't
fuck my life