The World's Greatest/38

yeah, Max is back but this time with some restraint

Transcript

{Open to the two and a trans-atlantic Falcon}

QUINT: Right Vince?

VINCE: Aight. I've juss bin up ta dem united states int I?

QUINT: Really? Shame that's nowhere near Maine.

VINCE: really? Are you lookin' to go to maine, cos I got dis man who is constantly flying between maine and dis exact spot!

HENRY: Do tell more!

VINCE: His name is Mr David Cock, and he is made enti'ly out of kfc chicken skin.

{enter David Cock}

DAVID COCK: 'ELLO YOU WANKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.

HENRY: well this is just absurd

QUINT: And this man is very impolite!

DAVID COCK: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A TURD? FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

{Enter David's Mum}

DAVID'S MUM: Davie? Are you playing your computer games again?

DAVID COCK: Oh, for god's sake mother, will you be polite enough not to interupt when I am having a good old waffle with these lovely gentleman. AND IT AIN'T CALLED A COMPUTA GAME COS IT AIN'T ON A COMPUTER YOU NOB'EEEEEEED.

DAVID'S MUM: Come on, stop faffing about, church is in ten minutes! And it's not saturday, so no excuses!

DAVID COCK: OKALLY DOKALLY FUCKIN' DOO. BYE BYE YOU NOB CLAMS!

{David leaves}

QUINT: I remember when we used to have some part in these episodes.

MAX: FUCK YOU, QUINT, GO BACK TO AUSTRALIA

QUINT: I have you know I was not Melbourne in Australia, and that is a Great Barrier Relief!

MAX: You disgust me.

MR KEE: You also disgust me, and my good friend Sister 3.

HENRY: I would like to take a moment to point out we're yet to have a short pause in this episode. IF YOU COULD START THE FANS PLEASE.

{A cat with remarkably short paws enters}

CAT: Will I do?

MAX:no....NOOOO....NOOOOOO

{Max flips over the table}

MAX: MY PANTS!

DANIEL BRYAN: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

BEN: Get out of here, Daniel Bryan, I'm gonna lose all my Mindy- I mean nerd cred with the cool kids here at the Wiki User Wiki!

SHEAMUS: BRYAN! It's time for a rematch, bitch.

{Sheamus knocks out Daniel bryan in 6 seconds. And yet Daniel Bryan ascends to a higher plaine of existance, and speaks his divine words upon Quint, Henry, Max, Ben, Vince, Sheamus and David's Mum who you'll notice forgot to leave}

DANIEL BRYAN: I forgive, you Sheamus. I must go now. My planet needs me. {Ascending} YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

{Note: Daniel Bryan died on the way back to his home planet - Planet Funk}