The World's Greatest/31

The resolution

Transcript

{Open to the T.W.O. Quint has a record, as well as a record player}

QUINT: Yo! This group lokes dope, Mi-mi!

{Quint puts the record on the record player. A beat plays for a bit.}

HENRY: It's a phat beat that I can bug out too!

{The music abruptly stops}

HENRY: Wasn't there a thing we were meant to be doing?

QUINT: Something about that insurance guy.

HENRY: Oh, him. I thought that was why you played the record.

QUINT: No, I told you, I played the record because that group looks dope, Mi-mi.

HENRY: Oh. So what do we do about Mr. Halifax?

QUINT: I have a cunning plan.

HENRY: Stop crowbarring bloody Blackadder quotes into this horrendous pile of dump and say it.

QUINT: We make him read episode nineteen of The World's Greatest.

HENRY: No, Quint, that's mad! No-one deserves that punishment!

QUINT: Well it's too late.

{Howard Brown runs out of a door}

HOWARD BROWN: DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR. ERROR.

{Howard Brown does something nonspecific and is now gone.

QUINT: Rough, but worth it. I didn't want that jerk messing up my masonry.

HENRY: What pottery?

QUINT: Sarah's pottery.

HENRY: Oh.

QUINT: Goodbye.

{End}