Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/The World's Greatest/18

Does anybody even read these

Transcript

{Open to the two}

HENRY: Hey, Quint?

QUINT: Yeah?

HENRY: I need to ask you something.

QUINT: About what?

HENRY: About a girl.

QUINT: Oh, easy, just offer her a couple of berries.

HENRY: Well, Quint, she's not a koala bear.

QUINT: She is.

HENRY: What?

QUINT: Yeah, she is.

{Pause}

HENRY: Oh shit.

{End}