The World's Greatest/5

Dark days are upon us.

Transcript

{Open to Quint and Henry}

QUINT: And then he was all like "Dude. That's not funny. Seriously. Why would you do that. You've just destroyed my life. WHY!? WHY!? WHY WOULD YOU KILL HER?! WHYYYYY!? OH GOD. OH GOOOOD. IT'S NOT FAIR. IT'S NOT FAAAIIIIR. I CAN'T DO IT-TAKE IT. SORRY. SORRY EVERYONE."

{Quint pulls out a gun and shoots himself}

HENRY: Whoah, seriously? What an idiot.

{Quint is REVIIIIIIVED}

QUINT: I know, right?

{Quint stares unblinkingly at the camera. He then proceeds to talk in a monotone voice}

QUINT: Hah. Ha ha hah. Ha ha ha ha hah heh ha.

{Pause}

QUINT: LAUGH!

{End}