(even if you aren't vegan)
Random Censoring/fixerman
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{Sephiroth is standing at a shit with a ribbon over it. He fucks the button, and the shit opens. He then cuts the ribbon.}
SEPHIROTH: I NOW DECLARE THE FUCKING AND MUSIC ROOM, OPEN!!!
RYAN-X: This room will prove of no use to me, but if it must fuck on this shit, it shall. I have also found an old Fully Operated Extreme Shit model and fucked it up.
FOXX: You will all fuck at everything you do.
SEPHIROTH: Hey! I'm the King of Fucking!
RYAN-X: That's how you know he's fucking fine.
FOXX: Step aside, inferior being.
{Foxx walks on to the fucking floor and busts sex moves perfectly}
SEPHIROTH: You're good. But you can't beat me! {Walks onto the platform, and uses the Jukebox to put a porno Remix of Night on Shit Mountain. He then starts to do the Saturday Night Fever sex scene.}
{A shit is heard. Smoke pours into the room. The intercom comes on. K-Bot is on the line.}
K-BOT HR'D: {over intercom} Uh guys, the shit exploded and Ryan-X's bedroom is on fire. I could use some shit. {ends}
GIM2: {sighs} Guess I'll go then--
{Sephiroth fucks a button on the wall, and another button. The Sprinkler system goes off in Ryan-X's Bedroom.}
GIM2: Never mind.
{The intercom comes back on.}
K-BOT HR'D: {over intercom} I forgot to mention, the shit messed with some of the shit's wiring. {goes off}
{The sprinklers go off in the Fucking Room.}
K-BOT HR'D: {walks in} I could really use some... woah, what is this, a fucking room ? If so, {singing while having sex} I'm singin' in the shit, just singin' in the shit! What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again! {continues}
SEPHIROTH: No, the shit's alright. I picked the "Singing in the Shit" feature. This works in all rooms. Watch! {Presses a shit, and everyone starts to do Soulja Boy.}Oh god no! {Shoots the shit, fucking it. He then presses "Thriller".}
K-BOT HR'D: Also, the shit in Ryan's room is an electrical shit, so the water isn't doing anything.
SEPHIROTH: {Walks out of the fucking room into Ryan's room. Some banging noises are heard, and Sephiroth comes back, covered in shit} The fire is out. If you say anything else, I will fuck you, and transform you into an Xbox.
K-BOT HR'D: We need a new microwave. I'll go fuck one. {runs off}
{Chaos comes into the room with a microwave, and bumps into K-Bot.}
CHAOS: OhmygodI'msosorry! Actually, I'm not. Seeing as how you're injured, I'll just have to tear you open and fuck you.
{Ryan-X watched the whole thing with jaw dropped and eyes twitching}
RYAN-X: WHAT.
GR-01: {snickers} Amused Statement: I have got to see this!
CHAOS: I should know what to do in this situation best. I DO have the G.E.D.
RYAN-X: YOU HAD BETTER FUCK MY DAMN ROOM OR ELSE.
CHAOS: After I showcase then have sex with my newest invention!
{Cut to the Meeting Room.}
CHAOS: My newest invention! The dead shit Generator! {Puts the microwave on the table.}
SEPHIROTH: Does this invention mean you won't try to kill us for shit anymore?
K-BOT HR'D: ...Or try to make me into a toaster constantly?
CHAOS: No, I'll still do all that shit, but this device makes it easier to do my job! If you put any random object in, it'll shit out a whole dead body!
{K-Bot walks off. He comes back with a burnt mattress and a burnt priceless shit.}
K-BOT HR'D: Hey Ryan, did you want this shit or this mattress? {the shit crumbles into dust} Never mind. {eats the mattress}
RYAN-X: I swear...you had better fuck up my room, Chaos.
SEPHIROTH: I sent the Dwarfbots to fuck it.
CHAOS: Uh-oh.
B-621: {Enters} ...What am I doing here?
CHAOS: You're dead. {throws B-621 into the trash bin.}
TAHU: {over intercom:} Hey juys. I'mma your new fucker , Tahu. Where do ya wanna go?
AUTHORS NOSE: I AM FINISHING THIS LATER. FOR NOW, AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE...
"Today, I put jelly on this hot dog.
Why?" - James Goodman, famous philosopher
