(even if you aren't vegan)
Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer/3
Q: If I combine an elephant, a tiger, and my laptop, how far away should I run?
A: Two feet.
Q: 
A: Hmm. Yes of course.
Q: Should I have my doctor look at this?
A: No! He'll find out we're insane and take us to an asylum!
Q: Incomplete sentence?
A: Yes you are.
Q: I eat president babies.
A: You sick {INSERT ANIME HERE}
Q: Is Akira from Lucky Star a dragon?
A: MAYBE.
Q: Will Badstar's mom bury him alive for his report card?
A: Possibly.
Q: Is Kieth/Bell a cruel person who makes fun of dumb kids who need to put more effort into their work? I'll answer that myself. Yes. Very yes.
A: Badstar's name is Connor, Bell's name is Keith, and my (Raiku) name is Gavin!
A: YES I AM CRUEL. MWAHAHAHAHA
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Q: Does 
want a cookie?
A: No, pies play with Peggy's peanut pickles and playful players.
Q: Q Butt SPAZZZZZZZ
A: WUT?
Q: Are you experienced?
A: YES.
Q: So seriously, is Akira a dragon?
A: Ask !
Q: Whats q butt times pie?!?!?!? POPLE
A: Ask the DJ!
Q: My face dead, WHAT DOSE I DO????
A: DO IT
Q: How good food is?
A: Good food is all the time!
Q: QUICK! Name a planimal!
A: Gooseweed
Q: What is Southeast Asia?
A: YOUR MOM
Q: What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A: 42.
Q: ???????<<<<<<SLSLOZZLSISJ ps. me cool
A: TAKE VIAGA
Q: Question
A: Answer
A: First dance with the DJ!
Q: What is Dennis times eight trillion?
A: He died, man, sorry.
Q: DANCE WITH THE DJ!!!!
A: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Q: DO DA WELL DANCE
A: MY FIST IS WAR
Q: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive?
A: Wolf's hand fell off.
Q: Has GLaDOS seriously lost it's mind?
A: Dude looks like a lady.
Q: Can Companion Cube die?
A: If you kill it, Fang Wolf will kill YOU.
Q: Butt's quelve by pies?
A: 7........d2
Q: HAve It? NO!
A: Excellent question.
Q: You are walking down an empty road. You come to a fork and see a farmer on each path. Your traveling companion tells you that one farmer always tells the truth and the other always lies, but they switch places often. He also tells you that one path leads to riches beyond your wildest imagination, and the other leads to certain death. You can ask one farmer one question, any more and they kill you. What do you ask?
A: How stupid do you think I am?
Q: No really, how stupid do you think I am?
A: I think that you are dumber then 12 But Pies.
Q: Me HIDE! you hide?
A: NO.
Q: What is 7 divided by 2?
A: YOU.
Q: What is THAT?!?
A: Hideosity, AKA Your Mom.
Q: 2↔7=679?
A: Ask lindagore.
Q: A?
A: Q.
Q: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?!!!
A: Because you ate the ice cream cart!
Q: Are the secrets to the universe in G-Man's briefcase?
A: That depends on what you call a secret.
Q: Why?
A: CUZ YOUR SO GAY/HAPPY LOL RLY
Q: Why is everybody on this wiki so prejudiced?
A: Because of Texas.
Q: HERES ICE CREAM!!!!!!
A: I don't want any!!!!!!! And overused question marks are annoying!!!!!! Like this!!!!!!!
Q: BANG!!! SHOT YOU!!!!HA HA!!!!
A: I'm still alive!!!! And why do you overuse exclamation marks!!!!!! Only pure n00bs do that!!!!!
Q: ZLOTY
A: This
A: Is
A: Lots
A: Of
A: Answers
Q: 
A: 
Q: Is that a Thing, Thing Thing, or a Thing Thing Thing?
A: All of the above.
Q: KYEW?
A: Werd.
Q: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?
A: It's over 10000!
Q: Does anyone remember this?
A: ... {kicks JCM in the balls}
Q: Your face die, joon fans Gooo?
A: NOYOFACEDIEJOONFANSEVERYONEBUTNOTMEOK?
Q: Why do people keep forgetting the question?
A: Why do people keep forgetting the question?
Q: Why is not good 7L+3=2 1/t?
A: = -47e19236412846312879312846127864218t+1`3627815361hsautq7ev dd2t3665b I guess?
Q: + this + + = ?
A: 
Q: Nads, meet foot.
A: ZAP! 
You dead.
Q:
A: I'm back, baby!
A TO RAIKU'S A: ...Yaaaaaay?
A TO RAIKU'S A 2: Nobody cares.
A TO RAIKU'S A 3: I do. Welcome back, Rai. Now, try not to make such an ass of yourself from now on, m'kay?
A TO BELL'S A TO RAIKU: Yeah, like that's ever going to happen.
A TO A TO BELL'S A TO RAIKU:
A TO BELL: That's like trying to get a smoker to quit by just telling one to quit.
A TO Z BUT REALLY A Q: How do I deal with poisoned porcupines that are elected presidents of imaginary nations?
A to A to Z but really a whatever!: A lot of butter.
Q: If six sick Sheik's sheep sick their six ships, what is the square of of 11?
A: http://spammy.referata.com/wiki/Spam_Wiki_WOO
Q: http://spammy.referata.com/wiki/Spam_Wiki_WOO ?
A: http://spammy.referata.com/wiki/Spam_Wiki_WOO
Q: Do these links live in pineapples under the sea? (It's starting again! Muhaha.)
A: no
Q:
A: 
Q: Is the awesome flippin' or is the flippin' awesome?
A: Depends on which fingers are involved.
Q: Is the person who created this a disgrace to the wiki?
Q: Does DonZabu think nobody will bother to check who created this thing?
A: Laterhosin@email_lame.exe
Q: Butt's twelve by pies?
A: Erm... {pulls out calculator} ...IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!
Q: Is butt's thirteen by pies = OVER TEN THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND?
A: No only EIGHT THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
Q: If you married your step-brother, would that make you your own step-sister
A: No, it would make you your brother-in-law.
Q: Why the hell did CC ask that? O_o
A: Becase noone know!
Q:
A:
Q: Dose single Man have power to see through kindness?????
A: Does this answer your question?
Q: How do you get a Grumblecake or a The Cheatcake?
A: Move into a pinecone.
Q: Can you talk?
A no thanks i've already eaten
Q: can i eat pie
A: Shut up no one cares about you screw you.
Q: Delete this game.
A: NO DONT DELETE IT ITS THE WUW GOD
Q: Is the Witch Docter real?
A: YES! I HEARD THAT SONG ON 2 TOONTOWN VIDEOS! :D
Q: TOWN!
A: Legend has it that lives in a pineapple under the sea.
Q: How many of your friends live in a pineapple under the sea?
A: 1 ZiLLiON pie men
Q: Do you like waffles?
Q: doot da doot theres no answer so another questionnnnnnnn|Strong bad rolled?
A: the fish with the soup
Q: 
Q: Nah, that question is boring! NEW QUESTION!!! Whats 3 + 14? HINT: Take out the spaces, The plus sign is really + = .!
A: Homsar
Q: The state Boston's in?
A: Massachussets.
Q: Use Crash Bomb on Heatman?
A: Yes
Q: What happened to this survey?
A: Action.
Q: When did Batman nuke Robin?
A: When his soccer team mates got annoyed with his face.
Q: What is pie equal time killing me?
A: Your mom.
Q: What's love got to do with it?
A: Who cares.
Q: Shouldn't this stupid game get deleted?
A: 
A:
Q: Remember when Wolf was still around?
A: No.
Q: Can you eat a unicorn on Tuesday with a fork?
A: 
Q: Do you hate people that can't spell correctley?
A: Yeh I totaly doo!
Q: Ach undt Spy?
A: Wiwi, Frenchm'n.
Q: How many do you want?
A: A Captain N Lucario plushie.
Q: Any of you remember the Engineer?
A: Yea... he was good guy.. till his sentry got sapped.
Q: Could you have had a V8?
A: 
No, but Picard could've.
Q: Would you give Captain N Lucario a hug? (note he has no chest spike)
A: Yes. Epicly. And. Using. Periods. After. Every. Word.
Q: This is no question!
A: But is this an answer?
Q: Have you heard of a ring ring kaZOOOOWM and KAPLOOSH zing BADOING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POPP REGEEREGEEREGEEREGEEREGEEREGEE BOOM AHHHHHHHHHH splash bubble GASP CHEER ZING ZING BADOOM KAWHATAMACHAMP MILA POOOOOOOOOM with a side order of spam?
A: Nope. But I ate your mother.
Q: Could math kill Roxas? Or even Concreteman?
A: Maybe Particle Man...
Q: Kinkly man go:
A: Bitmaps fail.
Q: WHAT'S NINE TIMES CHEESE!!?!?!???!?!!@!!!?!?!?@?!1!@?1/?2w1213/!@"RFW
A: Hey, moron. Don't type in all ca-
Q: TOO LATE YOU GON GET GURNED AT 
A: WAHNSIHN?!
Q: Are you a song from the sixties?
A: No, but I'm one from the nineties.
Q: She has a girlfriend now, doesn't she.
A: 
A2: Actually, you are half right. She has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. She, my companion.. is what we, as the human race like to call Bisexual. Bisexuality is when you feel attraction to both sexes. Sigmund Freud once stated that everyone is born bisexual, but later move on monosexuality as they mature. Of course, some people like to counter that by stating that everyone is Bisexual in some sort of way, but personally I believe it is solely in the hands of each individual to find that out for themselves. I don't believe it myself, mind you.
Q: If a gay man were to become a woman, and then that woman became a lesbian, but then went back to being a man, what would he be now?
A:
Q: Isn't that argument invalid?
A: It depends on who you really ask. Most people would agree that it indeed is, but you might find a minority of the population thinks otherwise. See, this is an example of a conflicting opinion; Where two sides fight against each other to find the true answer to the question that has been asked. In this case, I cannot really answer this question without being biased towards one of the sides, so I'll make my own side. I believe that the argument can be interpreted in many ways, making it valid, and invalid at the same time.
Q: Why is iceland green, and greenland icy?
A: Syntax error.
Q: WHAT?!
A: Syntax error. Is your argument invalid?
Q: No.
A: Watch out for the evil W.
P: What is two + two?
L: 
Q: THEM SOME CHEAP SUNGLASSES?
A: Ah, you could say that, as they are an imitation brand of aviators. Of course, they are made from a cheaper material and they look identical. So I say there is no harm in buying the cheap brand. In fact, the metal used is actually stronger than that of the real brand, which is rather amusing.
Q: Do they speak English in What?
A: False!
Q: Why Johnny Cash waer Blak?
A: It must be his favorite colour.
Q: Trouble with the trolly, eh?
A: No! Mee poo on you!
Q: I puked on ur head. Wat do I do?
A: If you can answer a question with a question, can you question something by answering it?
A: I dont know
Q: I tell smak smof you suck as that was official. Am I weird?
A: Not as weird as I horticulture.
