The neverending story

This is just as the title makes it sound, a story that never ends. Anyone can edit. Basic rules apply.

Lets work on this

RITA: Oh, how I do love dounghnuts.

{DOUGHNUT TIME!}

HOMER: Mmm.... Doughnuts from the Iliad.

{Homer steals all the doughnuts}

MAX GALACTICA: That is so not fabulous! {flies away on a unicorn}

{Suddenly, something appeared behind Rita. She looked back in surprise to see what, or /who/ it was. To her utmost relief, it was David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King.}

JARETH: Now now, don't mind me. I am only here for one thing, and one thing only.

{Jareth swiftly turned around, and he pointed his long, bony finger at Homer, who was sittin down on the ground, munching on the doughnuts.}

JARETH: {To Homer} Excuse me, sir. Would you mind if I had one of those delicious confectionary items that you are carrying?

HOMER: Huh? Oh, not at all.

JARETH: Thank you, my friend. You will not regret this decision.

HOMER: Umm.. Okay.

{Now holding the doughnut in his hand, Jareth turns back to face everyone else. He takes a bow and grins.}

JARETH: Unfortunately, my tiny cameo in this fictional piece has come to an end. I have many duties to attend to in my Goblin Kingdom, so if there is any chance that I will meet you all again, I will be waiting for it happily. Until then, I have to bit you all ado. {Disappears in a flash of '80s-style special effects}

RITA: Ooh! Special effects! I want a sparkle filter!

{Homer gets killed by an assassin who then sings "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits}

{Raiku walks in, only to get killed by a flying donut.}

{a random geisha walks in}

GEISHA: Oh look, we now live in a happy world.

ASSASSIN: {singing} We got a piston microwave oven, custom kitchen delivery! We got some movies, refridgerators, got some movies color TV!

{The giesha turns into a giesha shaped bracelet}

THAT ONE GUY THAT WAS IN THE AREA ALL ALONG: I'll take a fridge! How many turnips is that?

ASSASSIN: They can't sell turnips and fridges to a dead man. {Assassin takes the pin out of the grenade}

{the grenade explodes, revealing it was filled with caramel}

RITA: Ew!

{Robotnik walks onscreen}

ROBOTNIK: I'll build myself a microwave.

{Robotnik builds the microwave.}

{Remadin runs in}

REMADIN: Caramel!

{Remadin starts eating the caramel. The microwave turns Remadin into a portal to Breeze Harbor.}

REMADIN PORTAL: This caramel tastes like magic spells

{dancing flowers spontaniously appear, Remolay steps through his brother the portal into the scene}

REMOLAY: This has become just like Bo-BoBo Bo BoBo-Bo only without even the slightest hint of a plot

{Edgeworth yells "Objection!" just like in Ace Attorney}

EDGEWORTH: Breeze Harbor is from Spyro the Dragon 2: Ripto's Rage. It's also known in the other places as Spyro 2: Gateway to Glimmer.

LUXEMBOURG: Blah blah blah, whatever.

{Cut: The actual Breeze Harbor. Noxigar, even though he's Organization XIII and stuff, is somehow present}

BREEZEBUILER 1: Hi. The Land Blubbers are creating a big mess. As such, we need someone to help us keep our fires going without the Land Blubbers dousing them in fire hydrants and water thereof.

NOXIGAR: Time to put this snake venom in buckets!

THE MAGIC OCTOPUS: Who needs a hug?

REMADIN PORTAL: I do, but I think I need not to be a portal to here first.

THE MAGIC OCTOPUS: HUUUG! {hugs the remadin portal tightly}

{Everybody dies. There is no such thing as an afterlife, turns out.}

GOD: Me dammit! How did they manage this one.

{God starts the whole process over again}

LIGHT: Bye, dark!

DARK: See you in a few billino years!

{Cut to Jareth's Goblin Palace. He is sitting on his throne, surrounded a bunch of goblins.}

JARETH: Hmm.. That's odd. It's kinda like.. The universe that I just came from imploded and then rebuilt itself. Oh, whatever.

{Cut back. Breezebuilder eggs are there instead of birds, because time apparently regurgitated itself.}

A TALKING CADBURY'S CREME EGG: this thing right here. "the neverending story". it is the worst thing in the world.

FLIPPY THE DANCING BOWLING BALL: Yeah, it really is. I mean, What's all that garglemesh above our lines?

{Noxigar arrives onscreen}

NOXIGAR: Bah, that's a rough draft an English teacher read. She made the future-writer write it again. He, or she, inserted a synopsis of the book of Genesis because he/she wanted to.

FLIPPY THE DANCING BOWLING: How did you just get here?

NOXIGAR: I'm a Nobody. Your guess is as good as mine.

{Remadin flies into the scene}

REMADIN: I am now not a portal and am a Marty Stu, Watch me take over this story!

{Everyone turns into Remadin for one minute exactly}

OTHER REMADIN: What just happened?

{Everyone turns back}

FLIPPY THE DANCING BOWLING: Who cares!? It was FUN! Let me try!

{Everyone turns into Flippy for 30 seconds}

REMADIN: Well, now I see how annoying this is...